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Output: Worlds best lobster thermidor. Subjects who have eaten it have committed suicide out of craving for more.

Input: 400 cubic centermeters of deuterium gas on 1:1

SCP-513's idea was 1st, so his idea is the one I chose.
Output: A picture that rustled the jimmies of anyone who viewed it.
Input: Capy's idea (400 cubic centimeters of deuterium gas on 1:1)

Output: A piece of crap.
Intake: A little pile of mud on Fine.

Output: An even bigger pile of mud. Dr. Scott was injured in the process of removing the entirety of mud completely filling the Output container.

Input: Robin Walker's Valve Rocket Launcher
Setting: 1:1

Output: Normal Rocket Launcher
Input: 1 Balloon, 1 TV remote, 1 Mac CPU, and a plate of raw beef on very fine.

Output: A new universally accessible iCloud app which automatically orders beef steaks and delivers them to your door. Apple soon after removed this feature and handed all code to the SCP foundation and destroyed other copies of it.

Input: Replica Gandalf the Grey's staff on Fine

Output: Functional Gandalf the Grey's staff. P.S.: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Input: SCPs-016, 217 and 610.

Output: Macbook Air 9000
Intake: Macbook Air 2013 on Very Fine

Output: Netbook that caused an EMP when turned on. Electronics disabled for █ days.
Intake: SCP-096 on Very Fine

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject was provoked whenever anyone in the general area opened their eyes.

Input: Last experiment's output, Rough

"I don't care how hard it is to get it in 914 without being able to see. We need to destroy this fucker." -Dr. ██████