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[8:55:50 PM] Unknown Glaze: Who wants to see something I did when I was eleven that embarrasses me today?
[8:56:17 PM] MagicJackz: Me
[8:56:47 PM] Risingstar64: MagicJackz
[8:56:53 PM] Unknown Glaze: Ladies and gentleman, the world's most stupidest creepypasta ever, written by a LITERAL eleven year old:
[8:57:03 PM] Unknown Glaze: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Crisis
[8:57:39 PM] Tomgrakk: Reminds me of the stories I used to write when I was younger
[8:57:52 PM] Tomgrakk: Of course there was no Creepypasta Wiki back then
[8:58:06 PM] MagicJackz: Yay
[8:58:16 PM] MagicJackz: Creepypasta is sooooo sixth grade
[8:58:45 PM] That Same Anon: his bebe gun
[8:59:19 PM] Risingstar64: "Joe never went to Heaven or Hell...

He never existed again..."
[8:59:28 PM] Risingstar64: atheism hits you hard at first
[8:59:33 PM] MagicJackz: I fuckin kekd
[8:59:35 PM] That Same Anon: hahahbj
[8:59:40 PM] That Same Anon: risingstar yes
[8:59:42 PM] That Same Anon: but seriously
[8:59:43 PM] That Same Anon: a bebe gun
[8:59:46 PM] Unknown Glaze: Bebe
[8:59:48 PM] That Same Anon: and it just ends
[8:59:49 PM] That Same Anon: CRISIS
[8:59:53 PM] That Same Anon: thats like burstons sorrow
[8:59:55 PM] That Same Anon: DETECTIVE
[9:00:00 PM] Unknown Glaze: You should've seen the art I made for it.
[9:00:04 PM] Unknown Glaze: MSPaint FTW
[9:00:10 PM] That Same Anon: i demand it to be a low quality jpeg
[9:00:31 PM] Unknown Glaze: It, indeed, was... Damn, I wish I could find it...
[9:00:39 PM] That Same Anon: also
[9:00:40 PM] That Same Anon:  The being removed the stitches on its mouth, and its mouth became a liquid.
[9:00:48 PM] Tomgrakk: How can one repeatedly stab someone's remains when the victim is still alive?
[9:00:49 PM] That Same Anon:  Its mouth started swallowing all of the pieces.
[9:01:00 PM] That Same Anon: >liquid
>swallows something
[9:01:13 PM] Tomgrakk: Liquid can figuratively swallow things
[9:01:16 PM] That Same Anon: i suppose
[9:01:25 PM] That Same Anon: by like slime flowing over it
[9:01:32 PM] That Same Anon: like a white blood cell eating germs
[9:01:35 PM] Risingstar64: [9:00 PM] That Same Anon: 

<<< >liquid
>swallows somethingdamn, i hate it when i drink too much water
[9:01:38 PM] Unknown Glaze: I'm re-reading it and I just realized the terrible job I gave Joe.
[9:01:42 PM] Tomgrakk: Gotta love that censored 'dammit'
[9:01:50 PM] That Same Anon: "The pain was so intense, he had a seizure."
[9:01:50 PM] Unknown Glaze: " So he flipped on the computer and was looking at some test results of his latest design which was a half dog half cat."
[9:01:57 PM] That Same Anon: hahah
[9:01:58 PM] That Same Anon: but
[9:02:00 PM] That Same Anon: "The pain was so intense, he had a seizure."
[9:02:06 PM] Tomgrakk: So he's the guy who made Catdog?
[9:02:07 PM] That Same Anon: can you have a seizure from intense pain??
[9:02:37 PM] Unknown Glaze: Only my 11 year old self would know.
[9:02:39 PM] Unknown Glaze: hue
[9:02:43 PM] That Same Anon: also
[9:02:49 PM] That Same Anon: "“Blood flow is normal, Body Function is good, and the Intestinal or-” " sounds stupid at first
[9:02:59 PM] Unknown Glaze: Oh
[9:03:00 PM] That Same Anon: but then you have to remember hes a biologist and all
[9:03:03 PM] Unknown Glaze: I just realized
[9:03:08 PM] Unknown Glaze: I was going to put
[9:03:14 PM] Unknown Glaze: "Intestinal Organs"
[9:03:30 PM] That Same Anon:  He ran back to his room to find the desecrated remains of his grandfather, along with shards of ceramic glass, scattered on the floor.
[9:03:41 PM] That Same Anon: Tears started to appear in his eyes, but at the same time curiosity was in his mind.
[9:03:52 PM] That Same Anon: waitwiatiwaitw
[9:03:52 PM] That Same Anon: agwiaetiawet
[9:03:54 PM] That Same Anon: gHOL.Y SHIT
[9:04:04 PM] That Same Anon: Then every electronic started flashing white. His phone, the TV, even his car was “spasming”
[9:04:07 PM] That Same Anon: his car was spasming
[9:04:15 PM] That Same Anon: sounds like you need a new spark plug
[9:04:19 PM] Tomgrakk: His car was dancing like Jell-O Pudding
[9:04:24 PM] That Same Anon: BWEWEWEWOEWOEOWEOW
[9:04:40 PM] That Same Anon: It was nothing but pitch black darkness... except when he looked harder and saw his wife and kids
[9:04:47 PM] That Same Anon: how do you LOOK HARDER at something
[9:04:49 PM] That Same Anon: do you just like
[9:04:52 PM] That Same Anon: rip open your eyelids
[9:05:07 PM] Tomgrakk: Looking harder is a common phrase
[9:05:19 PM] Tomgrakk: Out of everything you picked the term that actually makes sense
[9:05:22 PM] That Same Anon: also the censored damnit is "dammit" not damnit
[9:05:50 PM] That Same Anon: He opened the curtains and his parents were torn to pieces, entrails, body parts, bones, all floating in the dark blood of his parents.
[9:05:53 PM] Tomgrakk: 'Dammit' is correct
[9:05:56 PM] That Same Anon: SINCE WHEN WERE HIS PARENTS HOME
[9:06:05 PM] That Same Anon: also
[9:06:07 PM] That Same Anon: the many noises
[9:06:14 PM] That Same Anon:  “NOOOOOOO!!!”
[9:06:14 PM] Unknown Glaze: Guashinilinilim
[9:06:21 PM] That Same Anon:  ‘UUUUUUUUUUUUUR’
[9:06:27 PM] That Same Anon: .”OOOOOOO-”
[9:06:29 PM] Unknown Glaze:  "YOU KILLED MY DADDY!!!!!!!"
[9:06:38 PM] That Same Anon: and ate his organs...
[9:06:42 PM] That Same Anon: wow cannibalism so spoopy
[9:06:45 PM] Unknown Glaze: One, two, three, for, five, six, seven...
[9:06:51 PM] Unknown Glaze: Seven Exclamation Points?
[9:06:57 PM] That Same Anon: illuminati
[9:06:59 PM] Unknown Glaze: Seven Exclamation Points.
[9:07:05 PM] Unknown Glaze: (Game Groomps Reference)
[9:07:09 PM] Trialtrex21: anyone wanna play gmod tower?
[9:07:15 PM] That Same Anon: nah
[9:07:19 PM] Trialtrex21: bitch
[9:07:24 PM | Edited 9:07:35 PM] That Same Anon: waffles
[9:07:27 PM] Tomgrakk: "...in a loud manor"
[9:07:33 PM] Tomgrakk: A loud manor
[9:07:37 PM] Tomgrakk: Brilliant
[9:07:44 PM] That Same Anon: what like
[9:07:48 PM] Unknown Glaze: we're busy shitting on my terrible creepypasta I made when I was eleven.
[9:07:50 PM] That Same Anon: a manor with SCP-066 everywhere
[9:07:58 PM] That Same Anon: so it's just a beethoven-fest
[9:08:04 PM] Tomgrakk: They fixed massive speakers to each side of the manor
[9:08:11 PM] Tomgrakk: That plays Ericstep nonstop
[9:08:19 PM] That Same Anon: but then combine hacks in and plays pipe instead
[9:08:24 PM] Tomgrakk: Pipestep
[9:08:30 PM] Unknown Glaze: ”OOOOOOO-”
[9:08:31 PM] That Same Anon: copyright tomgrakk 2014
[9:08:33 PM] MagicJackz: D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE PIPE
[9:08:46 PM] That Same Anon: also
[9:08:49 PM] That Same Anon: "THIS HAS BEEN REDONE"
[9:08:53 PM] That Same Anon: what was the fucking original
[9:08:59 PM] Unknown Glaze: Oh, yeah, About that.
[9:09:03 PM] Unknown Glaze: I got criticism on it
[9:09:05 PM] Unknown Glaze: all bad
[9:09:06 PM] That Same Anon: the original was "paul newman"
[9:09:10 PM] Unknown Glaze: So I redid it
[9:09:10 PM] That Same Anon: two words
[9:09:13 PM] Unknown Glaze: Got worse.
[9:09:23 PM] That Same Anon: the original story was two words long
[9:09:28 PM] That Same Anon: it says
[9:09:31 PM] That Same Anon: "JOE DIED"
[9:09:35 PM] That Same Anon: also
[9:09:36 PM] That Same Anon: JOE
[9:09:39 PM] That Same Anon: what a fucking cliche name
[9:09:40 PM] Tomgrakk: AND THEN HIS SKELETON POOPED OUT
[9:09:48 PM] That Same Anon: he shat out his skeleton?
[9:09:52 PM] Tomgrakk: Yes
[9:10:01 PM] That Same Anon: delicious
[9:10:17 PM] Tomgrakk: It is a terrible condition known as 'Bonus Eruptus', where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body
[9:10:37 PM] That Same Anon: but shit doesn't come out of your mouth unless you're a troll
[9:10:51 PM] Tomgrakk: I was quoting Dr. Nick, but also true
[9:11:15 PM] That Same Anon: bonus eruptus sounds like a name for random erections
[9:11:34 PM] Tomgrakk: That's 'Boners Eruptus'
[9:12:27 PM] That Same Anon: that doesnt sound nearly as cool.
[9:14:04 PM] That Same Anon: cockus eruptus
[9:14:16 PM] Tomgrakk: Knottus Eruptus
[9:14:36 PM] That Same Anon: what about the cow version
[9:14:45 PM] That Same Anon: udderus eruptus
[9:14:51 PM] Tomgrakk: Not nearly as sexy
[9:14:59 PM] That Same Anon: udrupstu-san
[9:15:14 PM] Unknown Glaze: OH GOD
[9:15:33 PM] Unknown Glaze: More embarrassment of myself, anyone?
[9:15:43 PM] That Same Anon: yes pls
[9:15:51 PM] Unknown Glaze: 'Cause I found a molecular wiki on one:
[9:16:12 PM] Unknown Glaze: I was 10/11 when I made this, so younger than before.
[9:16:12 PM] Unknown Glaze: http://theeraofgodquests.wikia.com/wiki/The_Era_of_God_Quests_Wiki
[9:16:22 PM] Tomgrakk: 9/11
[9:16:30 PM] That Same Anon: the era of god quests? ?
[9:16:34 PM] That Same Anon: Be sure to use MSPaint to draw it!
[9:16:37 PM] Unknown Glaze: Yes, you read that right.
[9:16:39 PM] That Same Anon: i quit.
[9:16:39 PM] Unknown Glaze: hue
[9:16:57 PM] Tomgrakk: 'Mortalkiller Seed'
[9:17:00 PM] That Same Anon: 
Describe your topic
Write a description about your topic. Let your readers know what your topic is about and add some general information about it.
[9:17:03 PM] Tomgrakk: The amount of edge is reaching critical edge
[9:17:05 PM] That Same Anon: THAT'S THE FUCKING DEFAULT BIT
[9:17:05 PM] Unknown Glaze: Now those, I did not add.
[9:17:19 PM] Unknown Glaze: The wiki got vandalized. hue
[9:17:22 PM] That Same Anon: what about mythical chaos
[9:17:46 PM] That Same Anon: osfasdkfmadf zalgo is uboa i quIT
[9:17:48 PM] Unknown Glaze: Everything but Mortalkiller and some other fuck is non-vandalism
[9:18:03 PM] Tomgrakk: "Zalgo revived the myths of the past, such as Cthulu, Shoggoth, Anubis, etc."
[9:18:13 PM] That Same Anon: anubis?
[9:18:14 PM] Unknown Glaze: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110618014157/theeraofgodquests/images/0/09/Angelic_Dragon.png edgy drawing
[9:18:23 PM] That Same Anon: also
[9:18:24 PM] That Same Anon: this
[9:18:25 PM] That Same Anon: just this
[9:18:25 PM] Tomgrakk: My Lovecraft sense is pulsating with rage
[9:18:26 PM] That Same Anon: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120201212343/theeraofgodquests/images/0/07/Zalgo.png
[9:19:02 PM] That Same Anon: fucking hell
[9:19:07 PM] That Same Anon: what even is zevex
[9:19:09 PM] Unknown Glaze: Worst of all:
[9:19:11 PM] That Same Anon: thats not sharp brown spikes
[9:19:21 PM | Edited 9:19:27 PM] Unknown Glaze: Fucking Pinkamena was going to star in it.
[9:19:32 PM] Tomgrakk: Good
[9:19:35 PM] That Same Anon: you were going to put ponies
[9:19:40 PM] That Same Anon: in a story about lovecraftian lore
[9:19:51 PM] Tomgrakk: Not as out of place as you might think
[9:19:53 PM] That Same Anon: fuck me now
[9:19:56 PM] That Same Anon: also
[9:19:57 PM] Tomgrakk: No thank you
[9:19:57 PM] That Same Anon: this
[9:19:58 PM] That Same Anon: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120202002650/theeraofgodquests/images/4/46/Zalgo_u.png
[9:20:01 PM] That Same Anon: it's
[9:20:07 PM] That Same Anon: it's spiderman on steroids
[9:20:10 PM] That Same Anon: look at the eyes
[9:20:17 PM] Tomgrakk: That's what you think Spiderman is?
[9:20:22 PM] Tomgrakk: Jesus
[9:20:33 PM] That Same Anon: it's whats truly under that mask
[9:20:39 PM] That Same Anon: just like a fucking
[9:20:42 PM] That Same Anon: left 4 dead tank
[9:20:47 PM] Tomgrakk: Really? I thought it was just... Peter Parker
[9:20:51 PM] That Same Anon: thats all the fucking ultimate form is
[9:20:52 PM] Unknown Glaze: Oh yeah:
[9:20:59 PM] Unknown Glaze: Giygas was gonna be on it, too.
[9:21:09 PM] Tomgrakk: Obviously
[9:21:11 PM] That Same Anon: characters:
[9:21:12 PM] That Same Anon: gods:
[9:21:13 PM] That Same Anon: other kids
[9:21:17 PM] That Same Anon: other old enemies
[9:21:20 PM] That Same Anon: and get this
[9:21:21 PM] That Same Anon: ...
[9:21:23 PM] That Same Anon: Others
[9:21:29 PM] That Same Anon: i mean for fucks sake
[9:21:39 PM] That Same Anon: at least you had some cool names like the egyptian sun god ra
[9:21:46 PM] Tomgrakk: When I read 'Sean' I swear I first thought of Sean Bean
[9:21:51 PM] That Same Anon: wait
[9:21:52 PM] Tomgrakk: Now I can't think any different
[9:21:55 PM] Unknown Glaze: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110618010845/theeraofgodquests/images/8/89/God_blast.png
[9:21:57 PM] That Same Anon: why is "aries" a devil
[9:21:59 PM] That Same Anon: its a horoscope
[9:22:07 PM] Unknown Glaze: That's a good question
[9:22:09 PM] That Same Anon: oh god
[9:22:11 PM] That Same Anon: who
[9:22:14 PM] That Same Anon: who are those
[9:22:14 PM] That Same Anon: things
[9:22:17 PM] Unknown Glaze: I was playing God of War at the time
[9:22:24 PM] Unknown Glaze: The left person is Sean, the right is mothman.
[9:22:29 PM] That Same Anon: are they in a cave or is the sky gray??
[9:22:31 PM] That Same Anon: also
[9:22:33 PM] That Same Anon: m-m-m
[9:22:35 PM] That Same Anon: MOTHMAN.
[9:22:37 PM] Tomgrakk: That looks nothing like Boromir
[9:22:57 PM] That Same Anon: sean is using a kamehameha
[9:23:14 PM] Unknown Glaze: http://theeraofgodquests.wikia.com/wiki/God_Blast Read the very last sentence.
[9:23:36 PM] That Same Anon: torn to pieces
[9:23:41 PM] Tomgrakk: 'Lord Galeb Dhur'
[9:23:44 PM] Unknown Glaze: Won victory.
[9:23:50 PM] Tomgrakk: Reading through the old Monster Manual, were we?
[9:23:55 PM] That Same Anon: galeb dhur
[9:23:57 PM] That Same Anon: isnt that like
[9:24:02 PM] That Same Anon: the final boss of elder scrolls 3
[9:24:07 PM] Unknown Glaze: [9:23 PM] Tomgrakk: 

<<< Reading through the old Monster Manual, were we?Holy shit that's exactly what I did
[9:24:11 PM] Unknown Glaze: [9:24 PM] That Same Anon: 

<<< the final boss of elder scrolls 3
[9:24:12 PM] Unknown Glaze: Close
[9:24:15 PM] Unknown Glaze: Dagoth Ur
[9:24:16 PM] That Same Anon: no wiat im thikning of dagoth ur or some shit
[9:24:18 PM] That Same Anon: yea
[9:24:27 PM] That Same Anon: really similar pronounciations
[9:24:37 PM] That Same Anon: were you playing morrowind
[9:24:41 PM] That Same Anon: when you wrote that
[9:24:44 PM] Unknown Glaze: Np
[9:24:48 PM] Unknown Glaze: *no
[9:24:50 PM] Unknown Glaze: As Tom said
[9:24:54 PM] Unknown Glaze: I was reading
[9:25:00 PM] Unknown Glaze: A D&D Monster Manual.
[9:25:07 PM] That Same Anon: also how d o you get THAT angry just by seeing fucking
[9:25:14 PM] That Same Anon: your basby isster knocked out
[9:25:17 PM] That Same Anon: szhe WASN'T KILLE
[9:25:18 PM] That Same Anon: D
[9:25:21 PM] That Same Anon: d
[9:25:23 PM] That Same Anon: is ia
[9:25:26 PM] That Same Anon: is sean bipolar
[9:25:32 PM] Unknown Glaze: yes
[9:25:37 PM] Unknown Glaze: all the way
[9:25:48 PM] That Same Anon: were the pieces of mothman recovered
[9:25:52 PM] That Same Anon: also in the picture of god blast
[9:25:56 PM] That Same Anon: is that red lightning?
[9:26:00 PM] Unknown Glaze: yes
[9:26:03 PM] That Same Anon: spoopy
[9:26:04 PM] Tomgrakk: Was a statue of him erected at Point Pleasant?
[9:26:13 PM] Unknown Glaze: Funny thing:
[9:26:16 PM] Unknown Glaze: His final form
[9:26:19 PM] Unknown Glaze: Was the statue
[9:26:22 PM] That Same Anon: yeah it had a penis that sprayed water
[9:26:27 PM] That Same Anon: taht was the ultimate attack
[9:26:32 PM] That Same Anon: it was a fountain
[9:26:52 PM] Unknown Glaze: You all don't know because of the way I'm typing, but I'm laughing my fucking ass off.
[9:26:53 PM] That Same Anon: it also had testicles made out of children's eyes and fire
[9:27:07 PM] Tomgrakk: And eyes made out of children's testicles
[9:27:11 PM] That Same Anon: and then harry popper came with his guitar fuckslayer
[9:27:25 PM] Tomgrakk: How does one slay a fuck?
[9:27:32 PM] That Same Anon: by pulling out
[9:27:42 PM] Tomgrakk: You can't pull out with Foxy
[9:27:54 PM] That Same Anon: you can if you've eaten mexican food
[9:27:58 PM] That Same Anon: the spice is lubricant
[9:28:09 PM] Trialtrex21: [9:27 PM] Tomgrakk: 

<<< You can't pull out with Foxy
[9:28:12 PM] Trialtrex21: why would you want to?
[9:28:14 PM] Trialtrex21: C:
[9:28:15 PM] That Same Anon: pffhazbgedrth
[9:28:18 PM] That Same Anon: dying
[9:28:25 PM] That Same Anon: also
[9:28:31 PM] That Same Anon: "god blast is seans"
[9:28:36 PM] That Same Anon: "formal blow"
[9:28:38 PM] That Same Anon: FORMAL blow
[9:28:49 PM] That Same Anon: is that like a fist in a suit and bow tie
[9:28:51 PM] Trialtrex21: blowing is formal despite popular belief
[9:29:02 PM] That Same Anon: are you implying sean sucked off mothman
[9:29:10 PM] Trialtrex21: possibly
[9:29:10 PM] Tomgrakk: Who wouldn't?
[9:29:15 PM] Tomgrakk: Have you seen that guy?
[9:29:20 PM] Unknown Glaze: Trex
[9:29:20 PM] That Same Anon: combine wouldnt
[9:29:23 PM] That Same Anon: mothman would suck combines dick
[9:29:23 PM] Unknown Glaze: Oh my god
[9:29:29 PM] Trialtrex21: lololol
[9:29:29 PM] Unknown Glaze: You have to see my wiki
[9:29:41 PM] Unknown Glaze: I made it when I was eleven
[9:29:43 PM] That Same Anon: also on the god blast
[9:29:47 PM] That Same Anon: look at the spacing
[9:30:05 PM] That Same Anon: "and is used when anger rushes through him



















mothman was stunne.."
[9:30:13 PM] Tomgrakk: Mothman has eyes instead of nipples
[9:30:21 PM] That Same Anon: and nipples instead of eyes
[9:30:26 PM] Trialtrex21: ewwwwwwww
[9:30:28 PM] Trialtrex21: ewewewew
[9:30:34 PM] That Same Anon: he also has a nipple on his nose
[9:30:43 PM] Tomgrakk: He does, look at him; http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/026/f/b/point_pleasant_mothman_by_monster_man_08-d383gvz.jpg
[9:31:03 PM] That Same Anon: breasticles
[9:31:15 PM] That Same Anon: that looks like a fucking OWL
[9:31:15 PM] Unknown Glaze: Oh god
[9:31:25 PM] Unknown Glaze: On the Zalgo page:
[9:31:25 PM] That Same Anon: it's like
[9:31:26 PM] Unknown Glaze: "Zalgo was born in Hell, after the devil created 9/11."
[9:31:31 PM] That Same Anon: a,flz,sdxrghszderg
[9:31:36 PM] That Same Anon: wait
[9:31:37 PM] That Same Anon: so that means
[9:31:43 PM] That Same Anon: before the devil created 9/11
[9:31:46 PM] Tomgrakk: So I was right; Obama DID cause 9/11
[9:31:56 PM] That Same Anon: we skipped from 9/10 to 9/12
[9:31:58 PM] Tomgrakk: It's all a sponciracy
[9:32:00 PM] That Same Anon: until 2001
[9:32:40 PM] That Same Anon: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110508031753/theeraofgodquests/images/c/c7/Sean.png
[9:32:47 PM] That Same Anon: this kid needs an anger management counselor
[9:32:50 PM] Tomgrakk: http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/230/0/c/untitled_drawing_by_kagehigashi-d7vn7w9.png
[9:32:59 PM] That Same Anon: then again what with his "GOD POWERS" hed probably kill the counselor
[9:33:09 PM | Edited 9:33:12 PM] Tomgrakk: Like Voldemort
[9:33:09 PM] That Same Anon: tom, no
[9:33:15 PM] Tomgrakk: Yes
[9:33:18 PM] That Same Anon: no
[9:33:25 PM] Tomgrakk: 1000 times yes
[9:33:38 PM] That Same Anon: 8008135 times no
[9:33:48 PM] Tomgrakk: Actually, you're right; not enough breasts
[9:34:00 PM] That Same Anon: what if
[9:34:02 PM] That Same Anon: the entire world
[9:34:07 PM] That Same Anon: only had 35 breasts to go around
[9:34:50 PM] That Same Anon: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110618014157/theeraofgodquests/images/0/09/Angelic_Dragon.png EPICK SHPOWDONWN
[9:35:02 PM] That Same Anon: also shadus is an outline and three red shapes
[9:35:17 PM] That Same Anon: also red because spoopy spary speletons
[9:35:27 PM] Unknown Glaze: look at the dragon's
[9:35:28 PM] Tomgrakk: https://31.media.tumblr.com/66e260a01079593c5abb310a95a8f03c/tumblr_naoz07OVyN1ty9rvso2_500.jpg
[9:35:30 PM] Unknown Glaze: fuckin
[9:35:32 PM] Unknown Glaze: pencil neck
[9:35:36 PM] That Same Anon: no
[9:35:39 PM] That Same Anon: look at his left leg
[9:35:49 PM] That Same Anon: it is one atom thick
[9:35:51 PM] Unknown Glaze: One step
[9:35:54 PM] Unknown Glaze: *snap*
[9:36:09 PM] That Same Anon: and what even are those on his head
[9:36:10 PM] That Same Anon: horns?
[9:36:11 PM] That Same Anon: ears?
[9:36:15 PM] Unknown Glaze: Hears
[9:36:17 PM] Unknown Glaze: Or Eorns
[9:36:33 PM] That Same Anon: eorns sounds like an electronic porn studio
[9:36:42 PM] That Same Anon: erorns inc: bringing you foxy porn since 1987
[9:36:54 PM] Moonsaber: please stop
[9:36:55 PM] Unknown Glaze: I even planned a TV series for this, the soundtrack just being Disturbed, Drowning Pool, and other rock
[9:36:57 PM] That Same Anon: recovered from an old destroyed restaraunt
[9:37:09 PM] Unknown Glaze: Father: The Devil

Brothers: Giygas, The None, Clarzay

Sister: Giegue

Master: Hades
[9:37:11 PM] That Same Anon: the sign read "FREDDY FAZBEAR'S 18+"
[9:37:15 PM] Unknown Glaze: Zalgo's Family
[9:37:16 PM] That Same Anon: wait
[9:37:21 PM] That Same Anon: giegue = giygas
[9:37:33 PM] That Same Anon: but giegue is a sister and giygas is a brother
[9:37:37 PM] That Same Anon: how do ?  ?
[9:37:44 PM] Unknown Glaze: This was when
[9:37:45 PM] That Same Anon: tranny?
[9:37:46 PM] Unknown Glaze: I accidentally
[9:37:50 PM] Unknown Glaze: stumbled upon
[9:37:53 PM] That Same Anon: you accidentally
[9:37:54 PM] Unknown Glaze: Giygas Porn
[9:38:00 PM] Tomgrakk: That exists
[9:38:01 PM] That Same Anon: did you like it
[9:38:06 PM] Unknown Glaze: Of a female giegue.
[9:38:06 PM] Tomgrakk: I've seen Giygas Mega Milk
[9:38:13 PM] That Same Anon: mega milk
[9:38:14 PM] Unknown Glaze: Well, I kept coming back, so yeah.
[9:38:18 PM] That Same Anon: hahAHAH
[9:38:23 PM] That Same Anon: allso
[9:38:26 PM] That Same Anon: shadue or whatever the fuck
[9:38:30 PM] That Same Anon: from the angelic dragfon pick
[9:38:31 PM] That Same Anon: pic
[9:38:33 PM] That Same Anon: is like
[9:38:39 PM] That Same Anon: it's a demonic MUK
[9:38:50 PM] Unknown Glaze: It was supposed to be a blob of darkness
[9:39:00 PM] That Same Anon: it doesnt help the fucking backround was black
[9:39:10 PM] Unknown Glaze: oh god
[9:39:12 PM] Unknown Glaze: my sides
[9:39:14 PM] Unknown Glaze: halp
[9:39:24 PM] That Same Anon: sry 2 busy trying to find mine
[9:39:34 PM] That Same Anon: theyre bouncing all over the room and up my anOH GOD IT'S IN MY CHEST
[9:40:03 PM] That Same Anon: *sides burst out of me like a chestburster*
[9:40:09 PM] Unknown Glaze: Now this
[9:40:13 PM | Removed 9:40:16 PM] That Same Anon: This message has been removed.
[9:40:13 PM] Unknown Glaze: is a percy jacks
[9:40:17 PM] Unknown Glaze: "Sean is a 10 year old boy, who was struck by a meteor of heaven. When struck, he saw god, as god told Sean about being a god. Sean noticed he had god abilites, so when he went to school, he gave some to everyone in his class.With his power he sworn to destroy evil."
[9:40:57 PM] That Same Anon: When struck, he saw GOD, as GOD told Sean about being a GOD. Sean noticed he had GOD abilites
[9:41:09 PM] That Same Anon: four gods in two sentences
[9:41:16 PM] Unknown Glaze: 4+2=6
[9:41:20 PM] Unknown Glaze: 6/2=3
[9:41:27 PM] Unknown Glaze: You know what that means
[9:41:31 PM] That Same Anon: illuminati confirmed to make half life 3
[9:42:12 PM] That Same Anon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[9:42:19 PM] Risingstar64: this is almost as trippy as that time i wrote a fanfic for my game about floating pickles fighting goats using the power of bread
[9:42:29 PM] Unknown Glaze: ^
[9:42:32 PM] MagicJackz: scootatrap
[9:42:34 PM] Unknown Glaze: Except the trip
[9:42:35 PM] MagicJackz: scootalube
[9:42:39 PM] Unknown Glaze: has just begun
[9:42:47 PM] Unknown Glaze: Some parts, I got lazy on.
[9:43:05 PM] Unknown Glaze: "Friends:
Quinn
Brian
Logan
Mark
Jake
Bo
Dorothy
Every one in his class"
[9:43:29 PM] That Same Anon: >lists induvidual names
>puts "every one in his class"
[9:43:33 PM] That Same Anon: contradictions
[9:43:40 PM] That Same Anon: also mary sue on friendships
[9:43:43 PM] That Same Anon: and in general
[9:44:17 PM] That Same Anon: and also main page
[9:44:19 PM] That Same Anon: "This story includes adventures, love, and... awesomeness! lol! "
[9:44:21 PM] That Same Anon: love
[9:44:23 PM] That Same Anon: LOVE
[9:44:27 PM] That Same Anon:  L O  V E
[9:44:30 PM] Moonsaber: and hate
[9:44:35 PM] Unknown Glaze: Eleven year old hormones kicked in for me then
[9:44:37 PM] That Same Anon: and "awesomeness"
[9:44:41 PM] That Same Anon: lol!
[9:44:48 PM] That Same Anon: (cat) :DDDD
[9:44:51 PM] That Same Anon: oh my god
[9:45:53 PM] Unknown Glaze: After I go through my storage, I'll see if I can find any notebooks of mine, cause those had shit tons of writing, drawings, etc.
[9:46:04 PM] Unknown Glaze: All terribly good.
[9:47:15 PM] Unknown Glaze: I don't think anyone's childhood past could get as embarrassing as this, my friends.
[9:47:56 PM] MagicJackz: http://i.imgur.com/EKBe7bG.gif
[9:49:00 PM] Unknown Glaze: hue That is exactly what I'm doing, trying to equal out with everyone's childhood embarrassment, but there is none...
[9:50:38 PM] MagicJackz: I
[9:50:40 PM] MagicJackz: FUCKING
[9:50:41 PM] MagicJackz: KEKT
[9:50:42 PM] MagicJackz: http://imgur.com/gallery/KjtbV
[9:50:46 PM] MagicJackz: LOOK AT THIS AHHAHHAAA
[9:52:06 PM] Unknown Glaze: The best part is that they're all Stock images.
[9:52:32 PM] MagicJackz: Yeah
[9:52:39 PM] Unknown Glaze: :D
[9:53:19 PM] That Same Anon: i love it
[9:53:20 PM] Unknown Glaze: "Unfortunately, his dementia is getting to him. That isn't a wall, Harold."
[9:53:37 PM] That Same Anon: "Harold attempts to measure the number of fucks he gives."
[9:53:44 PM] That Same Anon: "Harold fails to realize that there still isn't a wall there."
[9:53:55 PM] That Same Anon: "At last, the horse porn that Harold has been searching for."
[9:54:03 PM] That Same Anon: "Mmm, that's the ticket."
[9:55:23 PM] That Same Anon: im going to amke some shit like this
[9:57:26 PM] Unknown Glaze: "Harold's browser history is ridden with a lot of suspicious activity."
[10:01:51 PM] That Same Anon: http://imgur.com/a/ybiqj i made a spinoff
[10:02:54 PM] Unknown Glaze: [10:01 PM] That Same Anon: 

<<< http://imgur.com/a/ybiqj i made a spinoffthis is



sexcellent
[10:04:21 PM] That Same Anon: im adding to it
[10:06:29 PM] That Same Anon: +1 img