Bad Translator

#1
It's a thing that translates stuff a bunch of times in a row into different languages and then back to English.

Bad translation of the explanation I wrote, using Bing, 35 translations, random language order:

Input: It's a thing that translates stuff a bunch of times in a row into different languages and then back to English.

Output: There are other problems.

Completely unrelated to the original, but it's ironically the most grammatically correct translation I've seen so far. Try it yourself and post your results here.
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Re: Bad Translator

#2
Spoiler
From English: Good and bad are not the same thing
To Chinese Simplified: 好与坏不是同样的东西
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same thing
To Arabic: جيدة أو سيئة ليست هي الشيء نفسه
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same thing
To Chinese Traditional: 好的或壞不是同樣的事
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same thing
To Czech: Dobrý nebo špatný není totéž
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same
To Bulgarian: Добро или лошо не е същото
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same
To Dutch: Goed of slecht is niet hetzelfde
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same
To Estonian: Hea või halb ei ole sama
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same as the
To German: Gut oder schlecht ist nicht dasselbe wie die
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same as the
To Danish: Gode eller dårlige er ikke det samme som den
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same as the
To Finnish: Hyvä tai huono ei ole sama kuin
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same as the
To French: Bon ou mauvais n'est pas le même que le
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same as the
To Indonesian: Baik atau buruk adalah tidak sama dengan
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same as
To Hungarian: Jó vagy rossz nem ugyanaz, mint a
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same as the
To Norwegian: God eller dårlig er ikke det samme som den
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same as the
To Italian: Buona o cattiva non è lo stesso come il
Back to English: Good or bad is not the same as the
To Haitian Creole: Byen ou move se pa menm ak a
Back to English: Well you are bad is not even the and
To Greek: Καλά είσαι κακός, δεν είναι ακόμη και η και
Back to English: Well you're bad, it's not even the and
To Lithuanian: Na jūs blogai, tai nėra net ir
Back to English: Well you're wrong, it's not even
To Korean: 그럼 당신이 틀 렸 다도 아니다.
Back to English: Then you're wrong.
To Hebrew: אז אתה טועה.
Back to English: Then you're wrong.
To Japanese: その後、あなたは間違っています。
Back to English: After that, you are wrong.
To Latvian: Pēc tam, jums ir nepareizi.
Back to English: Then, you are wrong.
To Polish: Następnie mylisz się.
Back to English: Then you are wrong.
To Portuguese: Então você está errado.
Back to English: Then you're wrong.
To Ukranian: То ви помиляєтеся.
Back to English: Then you are wrong.
To Romanian: Atunci te înşeli.
Back to English: Then you are wrong.
To Russian: Затем вы ошибаетесь.
Back to English: Then you are wrong.
To Spanish: A continuación, te equivocas.
Back to English: Then you are wrong.
To Swedish: Då är man fel.
Back to English: Then you are wrong.
To Turkish: O zaman yanılıyorsun.
Back to English: Then you're wrong.
To Thai: จากนั้น คุณจะไม่ถูกต้อง
Back to English: Then you will no longer be valid.
To Vietnamese: Sau đó bạn sẽ không còn có hiệu lực.
Back to English: Then you will no longer be effective.
To Slovenian: Potem vam ne bo učinkovit.
Back to English: Then you will not be effective.
To Slovak: Potom nebude účinné.
Back to English: Then it will not be effective.

Re: Bad Translator

#3
Another program for this is Translation Party:
http://translationparty.com
Which keeps translating until it finds an equilibrium for your entered phrase.

My sig in translation party:

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Re: Bad Translator

#7
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This thing is fun.

Input: You really suck and I hate you and I wish you would die in a fire.
Output: Smoke from the fire will die actually.

Input: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Output: How much wood a woodchuck chuck the Groundhog? (didn't reach equilibrium.)

Input: Ewwww gross, somebody farted and it really smelled!
Output: Total ewwww really someone farting smells!

Input: Do not mess this up: Chuck Norris.
Output: This is flawed: Chuck Norris. (God help us.)
Heheh, you said a bad word.

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Re: Bad Translator

#8
Input: "Thisisme is on vacation to troll islands. For 9 years."
Output: "October 30-9"

Input: "D-9341 enter the containment chamber or you will be terminated."
Output: "9 L 341 D lock and unlock."

Input: "SCP, SCP, SCP-173. SCP, SCP, SCP-173.
When I first saw him, I was really scared. We came with 3 men and got fully prepared. Standing in the corner, there against the wall, looking like a giant white, concrete rubber doll."
Output: "Planet phone SCP, SCP science, planetary science, SCP, SCP phone please understand you must understand. Everyone is in shock, I good concrete floors, Siena."
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Re: Bad Translator

#10
Input: I am unimpressed with the quality of your translations.
Output: I'm not impressed with the quality of the translation.

Input: Smart ass aren't you? Got a single one right.
Output: Smart ass? Got one right.

Input: Heh, that didn't sound so correct, you suck.
Output: Heh smoking was the right sound.

Input: I will Taser your nipples off.
Output: Taser off is your nipples.

I think its IQ began to slip.
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