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Bad Translator
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:00 pm
by LukeDude759
It's a thing that translates stuff a bunch of times in a row into different languages and then back to English.
Bad translation of the explanation I wrote, using Bing, 35 translations, random language order:
Input: It's a thing that translates stuff a bunch of times in a row into different languages and then back to English.
Output: There are other problems.
Completely unrelated to the original, but it's ironically the most grammatically correct translation I've seen so far. Try it yourself and post your results here.
Re: Bad Translator
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:16 pm
by juanjp600
Re: Bad Translator
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:52 pm
by Glitch
Another program for this is Translation Party:
http://translationparty.com
Which keeps translating until it finds an equilibrium for your entered phrase.
My sig in translation party:
* Dead * Glitchponi 99%: indie games crappy creepypasta sucks 1% other * dead * Glitchponi: these are true.
Re: Bad Translator
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:02 pm
by hug0905
Glitch wrote:-snip-
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Re: Bad Translator
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:06 pm
by Theimperfectbeing
Input: How does one prove something?
Output: One certificate and how to do it?
Re: Bad Translator
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:07 pm
by Glitch
Only one of those words was a real word.
Re: Bad Translator
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:04 pm
by MrJPenguin1
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This thing is fun.
Input: You really suck and I hate you and I wish you would die in a fire.
Output: Smoke from the fire will die actually.
Input: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Output: How much wood a woodchuck chuck the Groundhog? (didn't reach equilibrium.)
Input: Ewwww gross, somebody farted and it really smelled!
Output: Total ewwww really someone farting smells!
Input: Do not mess this up: Chuck Norris.
Output: This is flawed: Chuck Norris. (God help us.)
Re: Bad Translator
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:59 pm
by IKnowRight
Input: "Thisisme is on vacation to troll islands. For 9 years."
Output: "October 30-9"
Input: "D-9341 enter the containment chamber or you will be terminated."
Output: "9 L 341 D lock and unlock."
Input: "SCP, SCP, SCP-173. SCP, SCP, SCP-173.
When I first saw him, I was really scared. We came with 3 men and got fully prepared. Standing in the corner, there against the wall, looking like a giant white, concrete rubber doll."
Output: "Planet phone SCP, SCP science, planetary science, SCP, SCP phone please understand you must understand. Everyone is in shock, I good concrete floors, Siena."
Re: Bad Translator
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:19 pm
by Nightmare Tank
Input: Nightmare Moon rules!
Output: A nightmare month rule!
This is a great idea!
Re: Bad Translator
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:29 pm
by MOV_Games
Input: I am unimpressed with the quality of your translations.
Output: I'm not impressed with the quality of the translation.
Input: Smart ass aren't you? Got a single one right.
Output: Smart ass? Got one right.
Input: Heh, that didn't sound so correct, you suck.
Output: Heh smoking was the right sound.
Input: I will Taser your nipples off.
Output: Taser off is your nipples.
I think its IQ began to slip.