Sparks wrote:

hug0905 wrote: Granted, your brain floats and catches on fire, killing you.
I wish i have Sniffles from Happy Tree Friends.

Wasnt vaccinated, died from a cold.
I wish I had a sense of time.

Granted, but you drown in a large fish bowl...
I wish the next person to post on this thread got 400 million us dollars.

Gogert777 wrote: I wish the next person to post on this thread got 400 million us dollars.

Granted, but i'm actually in debt.
I wish that i'll have chicken quesadilla tonight.

Granted. The quesadilla has 2 tarantulas in it, and you bite half of one off.

Granted. (there is no wish, so I'll grant nothing...)

I wish SCP:CB could be even more randomized that now...

Mr. Shy-Guy wrote: I wish SCP:CB could be even more randomized that now...

Granted, it is so random, you can't tell what the heck you are playing.
I wish that there would be no school tommrow, and my easycap comes tommrow.

Granted, you leave your easycap at school and you never have school ever again, so they destroy the school and your easycap gets buried underneath the ground.

I wish I could transport every update of SCP:CB to UDK in a hour.

Granted, but the game gets ultra-buggy on the new engine.

I wish I could have a real sculpture of SCP-173 ( LOL) that resembles his appareance in the game...

Granted, but he does the same things in the game, you blink, he moves, and he can't leave your home.

I wish that i had SCP-914 at my home

Granted, but when trying to upgrade yourself with the "very fine" option, you accidentally put "coarse" instead. Oops.

I wish for a paradox.

spartan322 wrote: I wish for a paradox.

Granted....... TIME PARADOX (resets thread).
I wish someone discovered this game earlier.