Granted, but Valve thinks you hacked to get the money, you are now permanently banned off TF2

I wish I lived in the world of Attack on Titan

Granted, you are killed shortly after.

I wish there are more G4 MLP plushies that actually look show accurate.

Glitch wrote:
I wish there are more G4 MLP plushies that actually look show accurate.

Granted, but you will never have one.
I wish I was the lord of all shadows.

Granted, but shadowdust is already the lord of the shadows and throws you into the light

I wish I had a gaming PC

INFINITE561 wrote: I wish I had a gaming PC

Granted, but it turns out you have a crappy old pc with Windows ME and a Windows Vista Dualboot that always Crashes so you can't play any games.
I wish i had enough money to pay for service every month for an AT&T iPhone 4s.

Granted, but then you lose all money. ALL OF DEM

I wish for a three-counting Gaben

Granted, but gaben will count up in digits as small as 0.00001 for every month eventually hitting 3

I wish google would stop fucking up Youtube

INFINITE561 wrote:Granted, but gaben will count up in digits as small as 0.00001 for every month eventually hitting 3

I wish google would stop fucking up Youtube

Granted, but youtube no longer exists.

I wish for a sword that can cut through anything.

Awesomeguy147 wrote:
I wish for a sword that can cut through anything.

Granted, but even the handle cuts everything, so you can't hold it.
I wish for Blizzard to stop messing up the Warcraft storyline.

Horrordar wrote:

Awesomeguy147 wrote:
I wish for a sword that can cut through anything.

Granted, but even the handle cuts everything, so you can't hold it.
I wish for Blizzard to stop messing up the Warcraft storyline.

Granted, there's now no storyline at all.

I wish I somehow bought youtube.