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Break-A-Wish Game

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:51 am
by LukeDude759
The rules:

Person 1 makes a wish.

Person 2 says it't granted, but states how it goes terribly wrong.

Example:

Person 1: I wish it would snow.

Person 2: Granted. Welcome to the new Ice Age.

I'll start. I wish someone discovered this game earlier.

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:43 am
by ShadowDust
LukeDude759 wrote:I wish someone discovered this game earlier.
Granted. Someone actually made this game, but since ur copying that person, your version sucks.

I wish for eternal hapiness

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:18 am
by Horrordar
ShadowDust wrote:
I wish for eternal hapiness
Granted, but the eternal hapiness you get is from that of a hermit. You are all alone in the world.
I wish for world peace.

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:21 am
by SCP-500
Horrordar wrote:I wish for world peace.
Granted, mankind is wiped out.
I wish for perfect health for the rest of my life.

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:21 pm
by Boatman
SCP-500 wrote:
Horrordar wrote:I wish for world peace.
I wish for perfect health for the rest of my life.
GRANTED, but you are trapped in a isolated cubic box in a scientific laboratory and you'll get spoonfed with medicine 24/7. And no W-lan.
I wish i had a giant boner.

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:38 pm
by Glitch
Granted, you haemorrhage and now require severe medical treatment.

I wish Justin Beiber would stop making music.

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:55 pm
by Serimah
Granted, but now he's the manager of a new boyband that consists of 7 new Biebers.
I wish it was summer again.

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:27 pm
by Horrordar
Serimah wrote: I wish it was summer again.
Granted, but the ecological effects cause Earth to die out.
I wish someone would hug me..

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:58 pm
by Capy
Horrordar wrote:
Serimah wrote: I wish it was summer again.
Granted, but the ecological effects cause Earth to die out.
I wish someone would hug me..
Granted, unfortunately they were carrying an acute form of the Ebola disease...
I wish Gaben would pull the rod out of his arse and release Half-Life 3

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:09 pm
by INFINITE561
Capy wrote:
Horrordar wrote:
Serimah wrote: I wish it was summer again.
Granted, but the ecological effects cause Earth to die out.
I wish someone would hug me..
Granted, unfortunately they were carrying an acute form of the Ebola disease...
I wish Gaben would pull the rod out of his arse and release Half-Life 3
Granted, but the game will release in 2020 and be delayed several times
I wish I lived in Denmark