Granted, you "lived" in denmark, and now you are buried in denmark.INFINITE561 wrote:I wish I lived in Denmark
I wish for a butler.
Granted, you "lived" in denmark, and now you are buried in denmark.INFINITE561 wrote:I wish I lived in Denmark
Granted, you get Scumbag Stacy.SCP 513 wrote:
I wish for a girlfriend.
Granted, but after a huge spending spree you are in too far in debt to keep any money at allFoxMccloud64 wrote:Granted, but you are VAC banned
I wish for lots of money
"I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning sociopath."spartan322 wrote:it is not every day that an SCP comes out of the closet.
Granted, but your new SCP is so friendly he hugs you constantly meaning you can't do anything but accept itLukeDude759 wrote:Granted. Everyone gives you their bacon. You are crushed to an agonizing death by the weight of a mountain of bacon.
I wish I had a more friendly version of SCP-1447-1.
Granted. You're the first to burn.INFINITE561 wrote:I wish the world would burn