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INFINITE561 wrote:I wish I lived in Denmark

Granted, you "lived" in denmark, and now you are buried in denmark.

I wish for a butler.

Granted, you have a butler, but every night he turns into a bat and feasts on your blood

I wish I controlled all bacon on earth

Granted, but you fail to control them, so Serimah took over. :3

I wish for a girlfriend.

SCP 513 wrote:
I wish for a girlfriend.

Granted, you get Scumbag Stacy.
I wish for an unusual TF 2 hat.

Granted, but you are VAC banned

I wish for lots of money

FoxMccloud64 wrote:Granted, but you are VAC banned

I wish for lots of money

Granted, but after a huge spending spree you are in too far in debt to keep any money at all

I wish I could transform into anything and anyone

Granted but you are stuck in the first thing you transform into.

I wish that people remembered that I am the true Bacon Lord.

Granted. Everyone gives you their bacon. You are crushed to an agonizing death by the weight of a mountain of bacon.

I wish I had a more friendly version of SCP-1447-1.

LukeDude759 wrote:Granted. Everyone gives you their bacon. You are crushed to an agonizing death by the weight of a mountain of bacon.

I wish I had a more friendly version of SCP-1447-1.

Granted, but your new SCP is so friendly he hugs you constantly meaning you can't do anything but accept it

I wish the world would burn

INFINITE561 wrote:I wish the world would burn

Granted. You're the first to burn.

I wish for a pet SCP-173.