u find yurselv emerging frem da impenetrable nuclear shelter ten yrs aftr mother rusha launched nuclear bombs al over wrld. most ef teh radiation ais gone but remaining pockets still remain nd ar quite deadly. during duh initial explosions wildlife hav mutated n turned into mean thinngs. n tht case yuu decided tew taek ai nine millimeter PISStol wit yuo ais ai method of self defense. yer assignment is t scavenge fur bacons nd alcohol fur ur family frends n duh few humans left n teh wolrd. ais da immense door closes behind yuu, yuu move through da complex cave end finully arrive at teh surface. frem heer, yuu caen either go north tu echo holdout or south too las vegas.

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lo tis thread eis terrible et doesnt even heiv varg vikernes n et or anything mteal clgaming kel yurselv u lidl immature prick

lololord wrote:lo tis thread eis terrible et doesnt even heiv varg vikernes n et or anything mteal clgaming kel yurselv u lidl immature prick

ais yuo red da hateful message on teh letter gave tu u befo setting out, yuo decide tu head north too las vegas. no waet, dats south. did ei go north or south?

OOC: lololord, if you and hug are gonna post here, at least participate and guide our little hero through this fallen earth.

Haha, no.

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