Let's cut to the chase.


HOW TO PLAY
Person 1
I insert a pie.
Person 2
You get a Snickers bar! I insert... (etc)

So yeah. Give the vending machine something, and the next person says what you get from it (don't be afraid to also say if something goes wrong, such as saying you get ice cream that melts both itself and you)

THREAD_START gets a chair!
I insert that chair THREAD_START got.

You get a desk

I insert a sword

You get a battleaxe.

I insert an apple.

Akatos wrote: I insert an apple.

You got a crab apple.
I insert Myself.

You get Justin Beiber

I insert

You get

I insert a Full-HD flatscreen TV.

You get a vintage TV, but it doesn't work and shocks you if you touch it.

I insert some pie.

You get a cake.

I insert a PS4.

You get an Xbox One.

I insert some wood.

You get some leaves and moss, but they grow at an uncontrollable rate and take over the world.

I insert a coin.