Undertow Games Forum

There's a website that lets you play Cards Against Humanity online, and it recently started supporting custom packs made on a site called Cardcast.

I'm making two packs: A pack focusing on the SCP forum's and Skype group's inside jokes, and a pack focusing on the SCP: CB game itself.

If you have an idea for a card or even a few cards, post a reply. If it's for the forum jokes, put "Forum:" before it. If it's for the game, put "Game:" before it. Do the same to specify whether it's a black or white card. Also, if it's a black card, please only use one underscore for the blank.

Example:

Game: Black: Please approach _ for testing.

Thanks in advance for your responses.

A few black cards for the CB one:
_ on the other hand is a disgusting abomination and it should be locked up in here with the rest of these freaks.
Why would I have _ on my hands if I worked at a coffee shop?
Keep your _ on it!
Do not put organic material into SCP-914. We do not wish a repeat of the _ incident.
My headset is playing _ instead. It's very calming. The _ is beautiful, I've never felt more at ease in my life.

I'll just get the obvious one out of the way.

Game: White: Eric

black:
____ has breached the facility! fire the ____ turret immediately!
[EXPERIMENT LOG 140-A:
____: How are you, SCP-168?
]
Mobile Task Force unit _____ has entered the facility.
white:
Achilles tendon
A concrete scraping noise.
Sappy black phlegm.
SCP-096's face
The pocket dimension.

(ALL GAME)