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ApplePiah wrote:

KirbyMario12345 wrote:

FoxMccloud64 wrote: i wish for a new asus laptop

Granted, but it gets stolen

I don't wish

Wish not specified, you are sent to a ball pit to drown

I wish I was a cunt-boy

SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote:I wish I was a cunt-boy

I am sorry but w-what?

WhiteAce wrote:I am sorry but w-what?

Granted, but you are no longer sorry or curious.

I wish I could get up from bed faster.

undead003 wrote: I wish I could get up from bed faster.

Granted, but you're so fast you explode into flames.

I wish I could have 7.1,000,000,000 subs on youtube.

SyphenTV wrote:
Granted, but you're so fast you explode into flames.

I wish I could have 7.1,000,000,000 subs on youtube.

Granted, but Youtube notices, gets angry, and terminates the account.

I wish I had small nipples.

Child Muncher wrote:I wish I had small nipples.

Granted, but their size when erect grows larger than the average nipples.

I wish I had a half decent bass guitar.

undead003 wrote: I wish I had a half decent bass guitar.

Granted, but it's so low that no one can hear it.

I wish Half-Life: Before didn't suck so badly.

SyphenTV wrote:Granted, but it's so low that no one can hear it.

(btw that's basically what the B string is imo)

SyphenTV wrote:I wish Half-Life: Before didn't suck so badly.

Granted. Half Life: Before is mediocre and overrated as hell.

I wish school wont ruin my weekends anymore.

The Radical Larry wrote: I wish school wont ruin my weekends anymore.

Granted, school now really ruins your weekdays.

I wish I had a tiny as a pet