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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 1:24 am
by SCP-173(themusicguy)
KirbyMario12345 wrote:
The Radical Larry wrote: I wish school wont ruin my weekends anymore.
Granted, school now really ruins your weekdays.

I wish I had a tiny :682: as a pet
Granted but then it kills you. I seriously wish I had a pussy as a cunt boy.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:16 am
by D-9999
SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote:I seriously wish I had a pussy as a cunt boy.
Granted. You're a vagina who owns a female cat.

I wish that I could be augmented like Adam Jensen so I can punch walls without hurting myself.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:13 am
by SCP-173(themusicguy)
D-9999 wrote:
SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote:I seriously wish I had a pussy as a cunt boy.
Granted. You're a vagina who owns a female cat.

I wish that I could be augmented like Adam Jensen so I can punch walls without hurting myself.
Granted but you end up punching the walls of your house too much and end up making the house collapse on you killing you instantly. (thats for not giving me a vagina)

I wish everyone saw the movie Straight Outta Compton (it was actually really good)

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:11 pm
by AgentParadox
SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote: I wish everyone saw the movie Straight Outta Compton (it was actually really good)
Granted, they found it boring.

I wish

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:34 pm
by D-9999
I wish there were actual wishes to break rather than poor excuses for wishes that simply say "I wish", etc. Seriously guys, this is annoying.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:26 pm
by SCP-173(themusicguy)
D-9999 wrote:I wish there were actual wishes to break rather than poor excuses for wishes that simply say "I wish", etc. Seriously guys, this is annoying.
I agree. Also granted but then the thread becomes dead.

I wish there was a cure for aids.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:16 pm
by AgentParadox
SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote:
I wish there was a cure for aids.
Granted, but it causes rabies.

I wish I didn't suck at coming up with wishes

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 12:54 am
by SCP Rapist
KirbyMario12345 wrote:
SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote:
I wish there was a cure for aids.
Granted, but it causes rabies.

I wish I didn't suck at coming up with wishes
You absolutely suck at making good wishes now.

I wish to work as a Guard for the SCP Foundation.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:16 am
by Nehpys
SCP Rapist wrote: I wish to work as a Guard for the SCP Foundation.
Granted, you died on the first day.

I wish that I was Jesus, and nothing bad could happen to me so this wish is unbreakable.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:41 am
by SCP-173(themusicguy)
SyphenTV wrote:
SCP Rapist wrote: I wish to work as a Guard for the SCP Foundation.
Granted, you died on the first day.

I wish that I was Jesus, and nothing bad could happen to me so this wish is unbreakable.
Granted but you get crucified (this is a fixed moment in history and nothing can change it)

I wish people came up with better ways to avoid their wish being broken.