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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:49 pm
by AgentParadox
Awesomeguy147 wrote:
I wish for 15 billion rainbows and that the sun is setting and the moon is setting at the same time, and that I'm there in a gazebo, and that god descends from heaven and gives me a million dollars.
Granted, but you spend the million dollars on beach towels for no good reason.
I wish nobody in the world was hungry, thirsty or sick.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:01 pm
by juanjp600
KirbyMario12345 wrote:I wish nobody in the world was hungry, thirsty or sick.
Granted, but we had to sell all of those beach towels to buy food, water and medicine.
I wish people would stop asking me to help them use Blitz3D.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:15 pm
by AgentParadox
juanjpro wrote:
I wish people would stop asking me to help them use Blitz3D.
Damn, has it got to that?
Ahem.. granted, they now all whinge at you to let em help you with SCP Irrlicht
I wish everyone had free pizza
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:54 pm
by FoxMccloud64
granted, but because oh syphen's hitman addiction, it was poisoned
i wish for....for......CAKE
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:59 pm
by AgentParadox
FoxMccloud64 wrote:
i wish for....for......CAKE
Granted, but half of it gets stolen by SCP-049 as a way to calm down his patients.
I wish I was SCP-087-1 and was allowed to roam free
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:02 am
by slender1200
KirbyMario12345 wrote:FoxMccloud64 wrote:
i wish for....for......CAKE
Granted, but half of it gets stolen by SCP-049 as a way to calm down his patients.
I wish I was SCP-087-1 and was allowed to roam free
Granted, it murders everyone.
I wish for the IPhone 26
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:04 am
by AgentParadox
slender1200 wrote:
I wish for the IPhone 26
Granted, it's the same old shite and has a 2 micropixel camera.
I wish I had stuff to be able to dress up as
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:19 am
by FoxMccloud64
granted, you slowly lose control of yourself and become one with
, later on you are captured by the SCP foundation
i wish to punch a shark
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:29 am
by AgentParadox
FoxMccloud64 wrote:
i wish to punch a shark
Granted, it eats your hand afterwards.
I wish anomalous ducks were real and none of em were destroyed
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:01 am
by SCP-173(themusicguy)
KirbyMario12345 wrote:FoxMccloud64 wrote:
i wish to punch a shark
Granted, it eats your hand afterwards.
I wish anomalous ducks were real and none of em were destroyed
Granted but then you are destroyed so you cant enjoy them.
I wish sex change surgery wasnt expensive.