Output: Wires and circuits. Upon closer inspection on one of the circuit boards, it says Pepsi Sucks

Input: A dissected wolf
Setting: Very Fine

Output: A cybernetic wolf.

Input: Kasumi's knickers
Setting: Very Fine

Output: Super advanced undergarmets of high comfort that slwoly drain your life.

Input: A nintendo 64. Setting: Very Fine

Output:
A console of unknown design, however, the words PlayStation 5 are embossed onto the outer casing.

Input:
A Snickers chocolate bar (complete with nuts)

Output: The output appeared as "Mario" holding two gold-plated Ruger pistols. The form proceeded to assault all personnel present, in that bullets fired from the aforementioned pistols instantaneously, for all intents and purposes, turn living organisms into solid gold. Form was terminated eventually.

Input: GIRLY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Setting: Very Fine

Output: A bizarre music video that containing rhymes initiating the first two verses. (Excluding a chorus sung by someone completely different). Song is known to contain sexual and intense language at the last verse and inappropriate view during the video.

Approach at your own risk!

Input: Previously mentioned song
Setting: Very Fine

Output: One fully grown snake of the subspecies Eunectes murinus (Green anaconda), hissing to the tune of the previously mentioned song.

Intake: One Anti-Tank rifle
Setting: Coarse

Output: One anti-tank rifle, lacking outer shell for the gun. The gun is unable to penetrate and lacks sufficient firepower for any damage against anything. Upon use mechanical parts breakdown, rendering the gun a single use.

Input: A sample of 860-1's blood mixed with a sample of Dr. Imperfect's blood
Setting: 1:1

Input:One Level 3 Key Card
Setting: 1:1
Output:Playing Card

Input:One Level 2 Key Card
Setting:Very Fine
Output:One Key Card Omni(sometimes MasterCard)

Input:Radio
Setting:Fine
Output:Radio that doesn't need batteries

Input:S-Nav 300
Setting:Very Fine
Output:S-Nav Ultimate(and Technical Accomplishments achievement)

Input:Gas Mask
Setting:Very Fine
Output:Gas Mask(grants infinite sprint)

Input:A document
Setting:Very Fine
Output:Origami

That's not how it works. You describe the input and setting once, and leave someone else to describe the output.