Undertow Games Forum

Below is a Steam chat log...

15:58 - SFK363: FRIEND
15:58 - SFK363: I am at my dad's ,
15:58 - SFK363: his laptop is a peace of sheet
15:58 - SFK363: i am offline right?
15:58 - SFK363: brb
Din status är Offline.
Combine är nu Offline.
Åter online och med i chatten.
Combine är nu Online.
15:59 - SFK363: better?
15:59 - Combine: yes
15:59 - SFK363: 0k
15:59 - Combine: did i tell you about my wierd clipvoard glitch?
15:59 - SFK363: yesterday you did.
15:59 - Combine: its started making more sense
15:59 - SFK363: wtf is dis shit http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-511
16:00 - Combine: meow
16:00 - SFK363: a meow with 3 eyes
16:00 - SFK363: see?
16:00 - Combine: loool
16:00 - SFK363: -:-
16:00 - SFK363: 3 eyez
16:00 - SFK363: ermahgerd
16:02 - SFK363: ess see pee sex ait two
16:03 - Combine: Display
NewRoomEx
GetRegionAt
ObjectOn
MoveCharacterBlocking
ChangeCharacterView
FadeIn
FadeOut
16:04 - Combine: as you can see, less junk, more text
16:04 - Combine: on_call$1
room_a$0
room_b$0
Internal built-in header
Internal character defines
Script header
Room script
No hotspot
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16:05 - SFK363: Like guests in rolbox say:
16:05 - SFK363: Friend
16:05 - Combine: friend
16:05 - SFK363: Friend*
16:05 - SFK363: Capital letter
16:05 - SFK363: Friend
16:06 - Combine: i dont caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
16:06 - SFK363: rofl.
16:06 - SFK363: that is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
16:07 - SFK363: I WANT SCP - CONTAINMENT BREACH v1.5.0 (1.3 GB)
16:07 - Combine: nou, iwilleat.yoursould GB
16:08 - SFK363: justin bieber
16:10 - SFK363: please provide your opinion on him
16:12 - Combine: i would like to go to the sun to escape him
16:12 - Combine: also
16:12 - Combine: c:\development\uplink\lib\tosser\btree.cpp
darray
vector<T> too long
bad allocation
BUTTON : name:'%s', x:%d, y:%d, width:%d, height:%d
caption:'%s', tooltip:'%s'
bad allocation
ANIMATION : buttonname:'%s'
sX:%d, sY:%d, tX:%d, tY:%d, dX:%f, dY:%f
sW:%d, sH:%d, tW:%d, tH:%d, dH:%f, dW:%f
16:12 - SFK363: would you like to throw him at the sun?
16:12 - Combine: OMG
16:12 - Combine: SFK
16:12 - SFK363: ???
16:12 - Combine: WHAT THE HELL
16:12 - SFK363: wtf
16:12 - Combine: at the top
16:12 - Combine: the file path
16:12 - Combine: uplink is a game i have
16:12 - SFK363: this is going to hell
16:12 - Combine: is my clipboard infected with scpcb?
16:12 - SFK363: possibly
16:12 - Combine: sfk
16:13 - Combine: why is my clpboard showing me the uplink developer's dev paths?
16:13 - SFK363: call me simon pl0x, it's my real name and what the s in sfk stands for
16:13 - SFK363: i dun fuxxing know, scpcb is becoming sentinent
16:13 - Combine: im scared to paste more
16:13 - Combine: but i will
16:13 - Combine: c:\development\uplink\lib\tosser\darray.cpp
index < arraysize && index >= 0
c:\development\uplink\lib\tosser\darray.cpp
index < arraysize && index >= 0
DArray::GetData called, referenced unused data. (Index =
bad allocation
bad allocation
SDL_Init error: %s
16:13 - SFK363: maifuckinggod
16:13 - Combine: more freaking paths
16:14 - Combine: alert the forums. right now.
16:14 - SFK363: hmm, give me something to say
16:14 - Combine: think of it yourself
16:14 - Combine: im busy debunking what is saying
16:14 - SFK363: why does the forum need to know?
16:14 - Combine: they must be warned
16:14 - Combine: also
16:14 - Combine: index arraysize is c++ code
16:15 - SFK363: wut
16:15 - Combine: Anonymous
TYPE == CONTACT_TYPE_MISSION
newmission
.\interface\remoteinterface\criminalscreen_interface.cpp
Arrest Not Authorised
Authorisation rejected
A suspect must have 2 prior convictions and must have broken parole before an arrest can be authorised remotely.
Arrest Authorised
16:15 - SFK363: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
16:15 - Combine: ...
16:15 - SFK363: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
16:15 - SFK363: SENTINEEEEENCE
16:15 - Combine: i dont even have a comment
16:15 - SFK363: I meant God, not good
16:15 - Combine: ALERT THE GODDAMN FORUMS
16:15 - Combine: THEY MUST BE WARNED
16:15 - Combine: Global Criminal Database
criminal_close
criminal_arrest
criminal_clear
criminal_newconvictionadd
criminal_newconvictiontext
criminal_history
criminal_historytitle
criminal_nametitle
criminal_nameborder
criminal_name
criminal_photo
criminalscreen_subtitle
criminalscreen_maintitle
16:15 - SFK363: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
16:16 - SFK363: lol
16:16 - Combine: Click here to authorise this man's arrest
Clear history
Click here to clear this man's record
Click to add this conviction
Enter new convictions here
Criminal History
.\world\computer\computerscreen\cypherscreen.cpp
16:16 - SFK363: ARREST?!
16:17 - Combine: OH MY GOD
16:17 - SFK363: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
16:17 - Combine: what the jesus
16:17 - Combine: SCR_CYPH
$@%c
,@.\interface\remoteinterface\cypherscreen_interface.cpp
16:17 - Combine: Admin
proceed.tif
proceed_h.tif
proceed_
16:17 - Combine: TYPE: software.Security
16:17 - SFK363: TYPE: fuck.Sentinence
16:17 - Combine: TYPE: software.Cracker
16:18 - Combine: fileserverscreen_compression
Encryption
fileserverscreen_encryption
Size
fileserverscreen_sizetitle
Filename
fileserverscreen_filenametitle
fileserverscreen_subtitle
Accessed fileserver
16:18 - SFK363: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGG
16:18 - Combine: FUCKING HURRY
16:18 - Combine: bank
info
finance_acctitle
16:18 - SFK363: lol
16:18 - Combine: WHAT
16:18 - Combine: THE
16:18 - Combine: FUCKING
16:18 - Combine: SHIT
16:18 - Combine: IN PANTS
16:18 - SFK363: Roflmaooooo...
16:18 - Combine: Balance : %d credits
%s %s %dc
%s %s %dc (%dc)
%s %s %dc (+%dc)
%s %s %d
Failed to log on
16:18 - SFK363: RAIIKDSKAKSKK
16:18 - SFK363: SASDF
16:19 - SFK363: HAVE YOU LOOKED THIS UP
16:19 - SFK363: FK IT IMMA LOK IT UP
16:19 - Combine: EclGetButton ( name )
Open this account
.\interface\taskmanager\firewalldisable.cpp
D@firewalldisable_progress %d
Close the Firewall disabler
16:19 - SFK363: CLOSE WHAT=
16:19 - SFK363: saaaaadwqr23r123r13r1331r
16:19 - SFK363: huh
16:19 - SFK363: http://www.ehow.com/how_7248921_repair- ... board.html
16:19 - Combine: Remove the finance screen
Balance : %d credits
%s %s %dc
%s %s %dc (%dc)
%s %s %dc (+%dc)
%s %s %d
Logged On
16:19 - SFK363: http://www.ehow.com/how_7248921_repair- ... board.html
16:19 - SFK363: CHECK THAT
16:20 - Combine: IVE READ THAT
16:20 - SFK363: OMG
16:20 - Combine: Logging on...
AccNo Bank Balance
FINANCIAL
Remove the finance screen
16:20 - SFK363: ARE YOU
16:21 - SFK363: SEEEEEEEENTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEECEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
16:21 - SFK363: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
16:21 - SFK363: BEFORE YOUR PC'S SENTINENCE KILLS YOU, JACK,
16:21 - SFK363: I JUST WANNA SAY
16:21 - SFK363: I LOVE YOUR VOICE
16:21 - Combine: .\game\game.cpp
view
world
16:21 - Combine: corrupted
SAV62
SAV56
World is NULL
16:21 - Combine: SFK WHAT IS HAPPENING
16:21 - SFK363: I DUN FUCKING KNOW
16:21 - Combine: WHY WONT YOU TELL THE DAMN FORUMS
16:22 - SFK363: YOU'RE RIGHT
16:22 - Combine: WHY IS MY CLIPBOARD HACKING
16:22 - SFK363: IMMA PRTSC THIS CHAT
16:22 - Combine: graphics/PK
i~%5N
16:23 - SFK363: CALL ME SIMON I TOLD YOU TOO
16:23 - SFK363: WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS
16:23 - Combine: BECAUSE THS IS SCARY
16:23 - SFK363: INDEED
16:23 - SFK363: DELETE SCPCB NOW
16:23 - SFK363: DO NOT LET IT EVOLVE TO FURTHER PHASES
16:24 - Combine: Temp
NSIS Error
.exe
open
16:24 - Combine: RegDeleteKeyExA
ADVAPI32
16:24 - Combine: oh my god its deleting the registry
16:24 - SFK363: WHAT THE FUCK
16:24 - Combine: WHERE DID YOU PUT THE TOPIC
16:25 - SFK363: NUWHERE
16:25 - SFK363: TROLOLOL
16:25 - Combine: PUT IT SOMEWHERE
16:25 - Combine: SysTreeView32
MS Shell Dlg
MS Shell Dlg
16:25 - SFK363: I LOVE HIP HOP
16:25 - Combine: simon this is serious
16:25 - Combine: STOP JOKING AROUND
16:25 - SFK363: OK
16:26 - SFK363: AND THANKS FOR CALLING MEH MAI REAL NAME
16:26 - Combine: :Data:Animations:Rightarmshot
:Data:Animations:Stomachshot
:Data:Animations:Chestshot
:Data:Animations:Headshot
:Data:Animations:Crouch
:Data:Animations:AssaultRifleaim
:Data:Animations:Rifleaim
:Data:Animations:Riflehold
:Data:Animations:Walk
:Data:Animations:PistolAim
:Data:Animations:Run
:Data:Animations:Breathe
:Data:Models:shotgun.solid
:Data:Models:Knife.solid
:Data:Models:grenadespoon.solid
:Data:Models:grenadepin.solid
:Data:Models:grenadebase.solid
:Data:Models:glockslide.solid
:Data:Models:glockbase.solid
:Data:Models:Handgunslide.solid
:Data:Models:Handgunbase.solid
:Data:Models:assaultrifle.solid
:Data:Models:sniperrifle.solid
:Data:Models:Shades.solid
:Data:Models:Foot.solid
:Data:Models:Lower leg.solid
:Data:Models:Upper leg.solid
:Data:Models:Hand.solid
:Data:Models:Lower arm.solid
:Data:Models:Upper arm.solid
:Data:Models:Abdomen.solid
:Data:Models:Chest.solid
:Data:Models:Head.solid
:Data:Models:streetsubdivided2.solid
:Data:Models:blocksimple.solid
16:26 - Combine: WHAT THE
16:26 - SFK363: SAVING IMAGE
16:26 - SFK363: wait fk the image
16:26 - SFK363: IMMA COPY THE WHOLE CHAT

So basically, Combine's clipboard keeps copying random code. It even seems sentient at some points, like targeting my username and copying text from SCP-511's article when it was only mentioned. Combine did not go to SCP-511's article.

I'm confused, sir.

Or should I call you *dramatic head tilt* Simon

Glitch wrote:I'm confused, sir.

Or should I call you *dramatic head tilt* Simon

Seriously though, something is fucked up. I said I was reading SCP-511's article then Combine's clipboard started copying content from the article. He did not click the link.

...

Sentience.

EDIT: Oh God, he went offline on Steam. ;_;

Maybe a virus? Or SCPCB is becoming sentient now......

I've seen games that do things to your PC,but this...veeeery strange.

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I say..................do a clean up. Like litterally, if your registry is fucked to bits, clean your hard drive.

if this were Something Awful, i'd post the gonk emote.

:o

So basically, since Combine is still offline, he is fucked.

R.I.P. Combine.
20██-2012

SFK363 wrote: R.I.P. Combine.
20██-2012

2012-2012?