Granted, but the armor is way to heavy, and you can't get up. (And no, you do not have Life Alert)
I wish Uncharted 4 would come sooner.
Granted, it's horrible.
I wish for power armor that can pick itself up.
Re: Corrupt a Wish. (Version 2)
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:13 am
by FoxMccloud64
Granted, it rips and tears your guts off as soon as you wear it
I wish for a hardmode for Undertale
Re: Corrupt a Wish. (Version 2)
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:58 am
by D-9999
FoxMccloud64 wrote:Granted, it rips and tears your guts off as soon as you wear it
I wish for a hardmode for Undertale
Granted, Undertale now has a moment where Frisk is now male and permanently has a massive erection.
I wish to be Queen of the Dank Maymays.
Re: Corrupt a Wish. (Version 2)
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 3:22 pm
by SCP Rapist
D-9999 wrote:
FoxMccloud64 wrote:Granted, it rips and tears your guts off as soon as you wear it
I wish for a hardmode for Undertale
Granted, Undertale now has a moment where Frisk is now male and permanently has a massive erection.
I wish to be Queen of the Dank Maymays.
Granted, but due to the ancient Dank Maymays code of conduct they rape you constantly.
I wish for..INFINITE WISHES.
Re: Corrupt a Wish. (Version 2)
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:46 pm
by D-9999
SCP Rapist wrote:Granted, but due to the ancient Dank Maymays code of conduct they rape you constantly.
OUT OF GAME: Gonna have to stop you there on the rape thing. I understand you're likely a young kid, but try to research what rape means before you use it, alright? And I'll just penalize your misuse of the term and ignore your wish.
I wish I didn't have suicidal thoughts every few weeks.
Re: Corrupt a Wish. (Version 2)
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 8:57 pm
by hug0905
D-9999 wrote:
I wish I didn't have suicidal thoughts every few weeks.
Granted, you purchased a knife you can digest. 2violent4me
I wish all Americans weren't racist or LGBTphobic.
Re: Corrupt a Wish. (Version 2)
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 9:42 pm
by Awesomeguy147
hug0905 wrote:
D-9999 wrote:
I wish I didn't have suicidal thoughts every few weeks.
Granted, you purchased a knife you can digest. 2violent4me
I wish all Americans weren't racist or LGBTphobic.
Granted, welcome to the United States of Tumblr, where there is no racism because all the white people are dead. What? Irony? Hypocrisy? What the fuck are you talking about?
Spoiler
...also you're grounded hug, go to your room and think about what you've done.
... no, I'm serious, go think about what you've done, feel bad about it, and never do it again.
No, really, I don't think i can even begin to summarize just how much you fucked up. Just what exactly happened to make you think that this kind of brainless, edgy shit is acceptable. I'm not saying this to bring you down, I just find it hard to think you could stoop this low. I just feel it would be dangerous if I didn't try to explain just how bad this is. It would be one if it was just a joke, heck, the joke i made is pretty dark, but I've known you for too long to believe that it was just a meaningless joke. Just completely generalizing a group of people, that I'm pretty sure you're a part of, just because "huehue, 'murica sucks". In a way, it's no better than the people you were poking fun at.
Now we return to you're regularly scheduled... thing.
I wish for a good book.
Re: Corrupt a Wish. (Version 2)
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:34 am
by SCP Rapist
D-9999 wrote:
SCP Rapist wrote:Granted, but due to the ancient Dank Maymays code of conduct they rape you constantly.
OUT OF GAME: Gonna have to stop you there on the rape thing. I understand you're likely a young kid, but try to research what rape means before you use it, alright? And I'll just penalize your misuse of the term and ignore your wish.
I wish I didn't have suicidal thoughts every few weeks.
I know what rape means, it means sex without permission.
be glad im not like this
Granted, but the book is so good you get blind.
I wish for infinite wishes. (D-9999 you have failed to satisfy)
Re: Corrupt a Wish. (Version 2)
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:45 pm
by SCP-173(themusicguy)
SCP Rapist wrote:
D-9999 wrote:
SCP Rapist wrote:Granted, but due to the ancient Dank Maymays code of conduct they rape you constantly.
OUT OF GAME: Gonna have to stop you there on the rape thing. I understand you're likely a young kid, but try to research what rape means before you use it, alright? And I'll just penalize your misuse of the term and ignore your wish.
I wish I didn't have suicidal thoughts every few weeks.
I know what rape means, it means sex without permission.
be glad im not like this
Granted, but the book is so good you get blind.
I wish for infinite wishes. (D-9999 you have failed to satisfy)
Granted but because of your infinite amount of wishes you get bored of your power and kill yourself.
I wish I was a woman.
Re: Corrupt a Wish. (Version 2)
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 6:13 pm
by D-9999
SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote:Granted but because of your infinite amount of wishes you get bored of your power and kill yourself.
I wish I was a woman.
Granted. Do I really need to say anything else?
I wish that I was in possession of a Future Diary.
