Add a word to the story! [V2! Read first page!]

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You guys probably heard of this game, it's about making a story by having users post each word, it usually makes a pretty funny and retarded story.

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Story one (aka. Confusing madness and exploding male genitalia.)


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The bacon thought of eating rotten pigzombies but was wasn't attacked, then my penis shot rainbows, produced a explosion, and made the Wabajack retreat into Chicago, while Jesus rode a nyan cat through skyginas cornhole and raped enough gnomes and elves for killing SCP-682's grandma, ''TANK!'' screamed the pony wizard, as she smoked some weed and hit Bill Cosby in the magical flavoured anus which is green and forgettable but tasty like bleak chicken beak and zombified cats who party with my BuckyBalls™, killing 47 midgets. "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!". Suddenly a soft shit made natural soda extract that Shitted wormy slimy gummybears. Mrpeanut188 continues tampering while giant Barack-thulhu dances Gangham Style on Spider-Stallion while masturbating with GAK and lollygagging Ke$ha in tacos' homeland wizardry and pumpkins invented by vagina special sauce. However, it tasted like PENIS meat. Meanwhile, hipster juce exposes his chunkys supreme balls which chairs like while spanking Justin Bieber's lesbian cow while breathing Cadbury Eggs made with bubbles that fuck tight ferrets, meanwhile Smeagol pimp-slapped SCP-106 while Cthulu sat in the scary toilet eating nachos with 682 who was wearing a frilly maid dress and killed many hipsters. MEANWHILE Mrpeanut188 slowly tampered with the sentences. Then Irontaco smoked 420-J while clopping in pony r34 pictures while furiously screaming ''Heyaaeyaaeyaeyeh" while SCP-650 sandwiched chaos 0. JESUS shit a CHOPPAH Hulk while fingering Dr. Dre's mother-fucking-damned-celestia-forbidden-large-hairy-son-of-a-bersake-abandoned-sexual-organ-with-according-to-text-drawn-on-with-a-sharpie-marker-is-called-a-penis and tampering with the written stuff, screaming "Drugs, we gay, kthxbai." Sonic ran across 7 countries to free the Twinkies from the Cake-King atop a mountain in the Satalite of Love, in a dark fog filled sock draw populated by emo chickens wearing high top hats and monocles. He jiggy'd Your Mom's sofa waffles vigorously whilst eating sour souls of Gaben pizza that trolled Mr. Peanut for more of Radical Larry's strange magical dimensional home-cooking books, with 100 different ways to displease a freshly caught chocolate human nose dripping SCP-096's ugly shit-faced dog-burger. Mrpeanut188 tried to trim the words, while Radical Lizard up his ass-clown ham-bone relative to Slendy fun toasting of titties in LarryVille. My dinner tasted ballsackelicious like large blood-sugar asses. "SPEISMARINES!", yelled Rainbow Dash while Pedobear molested Radical Lizard's fruity and-spicy butt. Sparta chilled under Necromorphic condoms who taste like your mom in the end of the expiration-date. Suddenly shit dat shat shit drew shitty pencil drawings on the walls of the chamber where Elvis smoked cannabis with SCP-173 and got stoned like bricks made out of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (Silica-dust) however trans-sexual half-life-3-cancelled. Gabe Newell examined how he masturbated with loads of bacon grease giblets. Mr.GRANADEMOTHERFUCKER wonders where's Ganon going to dinner. Bob Saget jumps on Shaq O'Neal's dick and then rides donkey's cumdumpster bike into a male strip club whilst touching several dicks suficient seafood dipped so that everyone fucked the Glitch spartan horrorfreek sexy voice with CommanderPro100 and mirocaine plus more dildos covered with MUFFINS. Then Stiffybob wood'd at the 100 Acre Wood of Sparta using meth and shrooms; Mario suddenly bounced onto the huge penis and Doomguy joined PETA because Jellycog butt-slapped himself to nipples Awesomely so bubbley! Gabe Newell became a horse and confirmed the release of HALF-LIFE 3, everyone shit rainbows google, Radical Larry and 096 f- hugged each other balls because Fluttershy wanted death to angrybuttsex and rape. Pinkie Pie disapproved the-use-of the burning peanut head the statue's underwear, Mrpeanut188 however, had lots of copies-of-Sonic.exe and Evil Anti-potatoes conspiring to Metal Sonic's underwear. "FUCK" said CommanderPro100 potato nipple sticky cheese inside Doctor Clef's House that killed Radical Rat until he ate SuperSand. Suddenly, Explosions exploded into rainbow ponies. Firing the Orbital Friendship Cannon on Batman, suddenly Chuck Norris fingerbanged SCP-076-02's anus while he shoveled chocolate chips with-Rarity's unwanted flags into Thisisme's underground jimmies festival while Google [BOT] watched Gmod-porn and Yiff fired catwoman, zombies chilled peanuts and coal tar inside lololord's fingernails. Oranges were red sticky sex dolls inside at the depths of hell, then a massive penus COMBINE/SFK-DOUCHE-BABY was-banned and everyone ate Glitch's muffin with some radical Larry's chick'n'munch that Ganon rolled DIE and mrpeanut188 cheated by putting multiple words and Glitch then proceeded to scold him while Fox also cheated by adding a lot of words lol, then dave added hoodies to SFK bananas. Saito's lolipop is sexy like Ganon's fleshlight. Then Mestiar and a legendary dildo covered frank's bunghole pie in Cream of marvelous semen. DrDipShit raped godzilla while Jamie Foxx fapped to furry porn. dolan ate 1000 dildos with gusto. "I go HARD and FAST" They welded multiple gallons with laughs and pushed Jack-Sparrow down into The Pit of Death. Then Chuck Norris creamed on Firefox's fart. DR. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOE Had a cup of flour cakes while "Baton Guy" danced with Trialtrex21 to glitch hop Parappa the Rapper, while shit giant piles of bricks which smelled like Marilyn Manson during "This is the new shit", and "Beautiful People". Suddenly, magic spotty 'shrooms sprouted in Chop Chop Master Onion's dildos while Doomguy "The bacon thought of eating rotten pigzombies but was wasn't attacked, then my penis shot rainbows, produced a explosion, and made the Wabajack retreat into Chicago, while Jesus rode a nyan cat through skyginas cornhole and raped enough gnomes and elves for killing SCP-682's grandma, ''TANK!'' screamed the pony wizard, as she smoked some weed and hit Bill Cosby in the magical flavoured anus which is green and forgettable but tasty like bleak chicken beak and zombified cats who party with my BuckyBalls™, killing 47 midgets. "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!". Suddenly a soft shit made natural soda extract that Shitted wormy slimy gummybears. Thisisme sucks dick while giant Barack-thulhu dances Gangham Style on Spider-Stallion while masturbating with GAK and lollygagging Ke$ha in tacos' homeland wizardry and pumpkins invented by vagina special sauce. However, it tasted like PENIS meat. Meanwhile, hipster juce exposes his chunkys supreme balls which chairs like while spanking Justin Bieber's lesbian cow while breathing Cadbury Eggs made with bubbles that fuck tight ferrets, meanwhile Smeagol pimp-slapped SCP-106 while Cthulu sat in the scary toilet eating nachos with 682 who was wearing a frilly maid dress and killed many hipsters. MEANWHILE Mrpeanut188 slowly tampered with the sentences. Then Irontaco smoked 420-J while clopping in pony r34 pictures while furiously screaming ''Heyaaeyaaeyaeyeh" while SCP-650 sandwiched chaos 0. JESUS shit a CHOPPAH Hulk while fingering Dr. Dre's mother-fucking-damned-celestia-forbidden-large-hairy-son-of-a-bersake-abandoned-sexual-organ-with-according-to-text-drawn-on-with-a-sharpie-marker-is-called-a-penis and dogge-styleing with 3 midget stallions groupies, screaming "Drugs, we gay, kthxbai." Sonic ran across 7 countries to free the Twinkies from the Cake-King atop a mountain in the Satalite of Love, in a dark fog filled sock draw populated by emo chickens wearing high top hats and monocles. He jiggy'd Your Mom's sofa waffles vigorously whilst eating sour souls of Gaben pizza that trolled Mr. Peanut for more of Radical Larry's strange magical dimensional home-cooking books, with 100 different ways to displease a freshly caught chocolate human nose dripping SCP-096's ugly shit-faced dog-burger. My Christmas dick gave marshmellows to Radical Lizard up his ass-clown ham-bone relative to Slendy fun toasting of titties in LarryVille. My dinner tasted ballsackelicious like large blood-sugar asses. "SPEISMARINES!", yelled Rainbow Dash while Pedobear molested Radical Lizard's fruity and-spicy butt. Sparta chilled under Necromorphic condoms who taste like your mom in the end of the expiration-date. Suddenly shit dat shat shit drew shitty pencil drawings on the walls of the chamber where Elvis smoked cannabis with SCP-173 and got stoned like bricks made out of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (Silica-dust) however trans-sexual half-life-3-cancelled. Gabe Newell examined how he masturbated with loads of bacon grease giblets. Mr.GRANADEMOTHERFUCKER wonders where's Ganon going to dinner. Bob Saget jumps on Shaq O'Neal's dick and then rides donkey's cumdumpster bike into a male strip club whilst touching several dicks suficient seafood dipped so that everyone fucked the Glitch spartan horrorfreek sexy voice with CommanderPro100 and mirocaine plus more dildos covered with MUFFINS. Then Stiffybob wood'd at the 100 Acre Wood of Sparta using meth and shrooms; Mario suddenly bounced onto the huge penis and Doomguy joined PETA because Jellycog butt-slapped himself to nipples Awesomely so bubbley! Gabe Newell became a horse and confirmed the release of HALF-LIFE 3, everyone shit rainbows google, Radical Larry and 096 f- hugged each other balls because Fluttershy wanted death to angrybuttsex and rape. Pinkie Pie disapproved the-use-of the burning peanut head the statue's underwear, Mrpeanut188 however, had lots of copies-of-Sonic.exe and Evil Anti-potatoes conspiring to Metal Sonic's underwear. "FUCK" said CommanderPro100 potato nipple sticky cheese inside Doctor Clef's House that killed Radical Rat until he ate SuperSand. Suddenly, Explosions exploded into rainbow ponies. Firing the Orbital Friendship Cannon on Batman, suddenly Chuck Norris fingerbanged SCP-076-02's anus while he shoveled chocolate chips with-Rarity's unwanted flags into Thisisme's underground jimmies festival while Google [BOT] watched Gmod-porn and Yiff fired catwoman, zombies chilled peanuts and coal tar inside lololord's fingernails. Oranges were red sticky sex dolls inside at the depths of hell, then a massive penus COMBINE/SFK-DOUCHE-BABY was-banned and everyone ate Glitch's muffin with some radical Larry's chick'n'munch that Ganon rolled DIE and mrpeanut188 cheated by putting multiple words and Glitch then proceeded to scold him while Fox also cheated by adding a lot of words lol, then dave added hoodies to SFK bananas. Saito's lolipop is sexy like Ganon's fleshlight. Then Mestiar and a legendary dildo covered frank's bunghole pie in Cream of marvelous semen. DrDipShit raped godzilla while Jamie Foxx fapped to furry porn. dolan ate 1000 dildos with gusto. "I go HARD and FAST" They welded multiple gallons with laughs and pushed Jack-Sparrow down into The Pit of Death. Then Chuck Norris creamed on Firefox's fart. DR. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOE Had a cup of flour cakes while "Baton Guy" danced with Trialtrex21 to glitch hop Parappa the Rapper, while shit giant piles of bricks which smelled like Marilyn Manson during "This is the new shit", and "Beautiful People". Suddenly, magic spotty 'shrooms sprouted in Chop Chop Master Onion's dildos while Doomguy raped CyberDemon to shreds with his five massive fingers. Waluigi kissed Billy Herrington's Vagina killing penis, scp-420-j blow up like Bill Gates when my mom suddenly licked 200 faeces and POTATOES, whilst Stephen Hawkings fucked a large tacobel until Furries were Elected and executed by SFK363. "MY CHEESY PUFFS ARE SWOLLEN!" said Oswald the Elephant, not ready for Cooking Cheesy puffs and Eating spongy apples coated in tar. Seven dwarfs raped Snow White creating a Semen Cloud which Sparks burned with his Banhammer."Follow me on Twitter!" said thecrimsonfucker (also known as alucard) jumped tables and stools. Unfornately, Bob Dylan refused to follow Sparks on Twitter, [email protected], and @hug0905 with Twitchers AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS, and Cheetos murdered Little Billy in ENDINGS of penis, hug0905 ate apples that exploded shitty rainbows, after that the multiverse self-imploded and died. The end.
Story two (aka. Random words and Irontaco causing porn magazine spawns.)
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A mysterious being named SCP-173 farted onion maggots and Little Billy sculptures tried destroying SCP-682 completely. Then, Rick Astley licked chocolate pineapples that made Combine return. At 1:06 AM, SCP-079 hacked my 420-J which upset Irontaco and screwed with Agent ████████, who made cookies that exploded rainbows, and also potatoes, Soldier, and Heavy decided to fly sandwhiches that snorted sour candy without a realistic fish, TEHEPIKDUK is lost in SCP-432 so sadly he killed twenty cakes. Afterwards Irontaco confronted SCP-096, which caused worldwide insanity after Theimperfectbeing spawned a porn-magazine to conquer England and steal SCP-420-J from Dr. Clef. Recontaining containment cheese breach caused Dr. Hax to panic and kill many SCP-682 samples that belched Keter forks, meanwhile Dr. Bright destroyed wrestling Marios using cocaine... "EGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" said Disguy. Then, TEHEPIKDUK barfed rainbows into Japan. As D-9341 fucked SCP-895 with a broom, the death star began charging a dildo against Serimah's backward brain, and sucked cookie juice sperms at SCP-079. Then, SCP-079 exploded the Egoraptor and fella macaroni tastes good, according Site-83, anus, and fish. Then, in 'Murica's Butt, cheeseburgers ate hamburgers covered in cheez and buttz. Then, Regalis high, raised Irontaco's top hat at 2:00 before Dr. L created SCP-008 that Baphomet ate glue cakes voraciously, which one caused SCP-008 zombies to shoot pearls dick monkeys dongering and then, Radical Larry ate his [REDACTED] jimmies candy and the MTF unit vomited Destructoid's Egoraptic pancakes mix because SCP-173 swallowed cum. Then, the Queen of England (Serimah) bacon lover house. Drew Cary shot Mr. Burns, Abraham Lincoln, who exploded into monkey magic pies, creamy cakes, and cabbabe.
UPDATED [01/10/2013]

Of course, while this will probably sound idiotic, this thread of course gets full after some time, because of that, every once in a few months (or when the posts get awkward to work with), we will reset the story and start from scratch, keeping the story in a spoiler so you can read all it's confusing glory.

And also, i'm adding a few rules so the thread doesn't go out of control.

1.- ONE word. Just one. Names (Gabe Newell) are okay, but just one word. I'm serious.
2.- Don't force your post in. Make sentences end correctly and don't start inmediately with another idea. "The gabe ate. Hug0905 then..." is wrong. "The gabe ate [something] [which resulted in] [something that connects to another situation correctly].
3.- There's a little warning system i made up, too:

1.- First offense: Deletion of the post and a warning not to do it again. (Not warning as in the tier system we have for the forums in general)
2.- Second offense: Deletion of the post and posterior thread-ban for a week, every post made by you will be deleted.
3.- Third offense: No more one-word-story-making for you, you will be kicked out of the thread.

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Here's an example:

Person 1: The
Person 2: The Magician
Person 1: The Magician ate
Person 2: The Magician ate two
Person 1: The Magician ate two hamsters

You can post more than one word if it's a character:

Person 1: Then
Person 2: Then Steven Tyler
Person 1: The Steven Tyler exploded

And yes, it must sound stupid. But must make sense. I'll start:

The
sup

roger copy bravo tango mango

Re: Add a word to the story!

#2
Irontaco wrote:You guys probably heard of this game, it's about making a story by having users post each word, it usually makes a pretty funny and stupid story.

Here's an example:

Person 1: The
Person 2: The Magician
Person 1: The Magician ate
Person 2: The Magician ate two
Person 1: The Magician ate two hamsters

You can post more than one word if it's a character:

Person 1: Then
Person 2: Then Steven Tyler
Person 1: The Steven Tyler exploded

And yes, it must sound stupid. But must make sense. I'll start:

The
The bacon