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#1211
Once upon painis, there was much porn that spawned p00tispendsers, which eat p00tispenders although p00tispenders... p00tispenders... p00tispenders... Nevertheless, Soldier shooted Doctor Medic in the baby-maker which created Scout, Phoenix Wright and Little Billy thought about Serimah who diarrheaed and shouted "NUUUUUU", SCP-106 poo'd acid because he was listening to a dick explode into bananas, and SCP-173 destroyed Clara Oswald to oblivion while Jonathan Creek :REDACTED: his p00tispenders... cat says rape Katie with a shotgun. Suddenly, SCP-513-1 showed his asspainis, then Korschev took a poo-pee NOPE you fucked yourself, you - "GRRRRAAAUUUUGHAAH!" - and Nicoline sucked my aim and cakehole then died of noscoping
What's a signature?

Re: Add a word to the story! [V2! Read first page!]

#1212
Once upon painis, there was much porn that spawned p00tispendsers, which eat p00tispenders although p00tispenders... p00tispenders... p00tispenders... Nevertheless, Soldier shooted Doctor Medic in the baby-maker which created Scout, Phoenix Wright and Little Billy thought about Serimah who diarrheaed and shouted "NUUUUUU", SCP-106 poo'd acid because he was listening to a dick explode into bananas, and SCP-173 destroyed Clara Oswald to oblivion while Jonathan Creek his p00tispenders... cat says rape Katie with a shotgun. Suddenly, SCP-513-1 showed his asspainis, then Korschev took a poo-pee NOPE you fucked yourself, you - "GRRRRAAAUUUUGHAAH!" - and Nicoline sucked my aim and cakehole then died of noscoping. I
This profile's been around for nearly eight years

RIP

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Re: Add a word to the story! [V2! Read first page!]

#1213
Once upon painis, there was much porn that spawned p00tispendsers, which eat p00tispenders although p00tispenders... p00tispenders... p00tispenders... Nevertheless, Soldier shooted Doctor Medic in the baby-maker which created Scout, Phoenix Wright and Little Billy thought about Serimah who diarrheaed and shouted "NUUUUUU", SCP-106 poo'd acid because he was listening to a dick explode into bananas, and SCP-173 destroyed Clara Oswald to oblivion while Jonathan Creek his p00tispenders... cat says rape Katie with a shotgun. Suddenly, SCP-513-1 showed his asspainis, then Korschev took a poo-pee NOPE you fucked yourself, you - "GRRRRAAAUUUUGHAAH!" - and Nicoline sucked my aim and cakehole then died of noscoping. I asked
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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#1214
Once upon painis, there was much porn that spawned p00tispendsers, which eat p00tispenders although p00tispenders... p00tispenders... p00tispenders... Nevertheless, Soldier shooted Doctor Medic in the baby-maker which created Scout, Phoenix Wright and Little Billy thought about Serimah who diarrheaed and shouted "NUUUUUU", SCP-106 poo'd acid because he was listening to a dick explode into bananas, and SCP-173 destroyed Clara Oswald to oblivion while Jonathan Creek his p00tispenders... cat says rape Katie with a shotgun. Suddenly, SCP-513-1 showed his asspainis, then Korschev took a poo-pee NOPE you fucked yourself, you - "GRRRRAAAUUUUGHAAH!" - and Nicoline sucked my aim and cakehole then died of noscoping. I asked Justin Beaver
What's a signature?

Re: Add a word to the story! [V2! Read first page!]

#1215
Once upon painis, there was much porn that spawned p00tispendsers, which eat p00tispenders although p00tispenders... p00tispenders... p00tispenders... Nevertheless, Soldier shooted Doctor Medic in the baby-maker which created Scout, Phoenix Wright and Little Billy thought about Serimah who diarrheaed and shouted "NUUUUUU", SCP-106 poo'd acid because he was listening to a dick explode into bananas, and SCP-173 destroyed Clara Oswald to oblivion while Jonathan Creek his p00tispenders... cat says rape Katie with a shotgun. Suddenly, SCP-513-1 showed his asspainis, then Korschev took a poo-pee NOPE you fucked yourself, you - "GRRRRAAAUUUUGHAAH!" - and Nicoline sucked my aim and cakehole then died of noscoping. I asked about
WOOMY! *squid glibberish*
my water changed to this form by boiling, extensively used for the generation of mechanical power, for heating purposes, etc.

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#1216
Once upon painis, there was much porn that spawned p00tispendsers, which eat p00tispenders although p00tispenders... p00tispenders... p00tispenders... Nevertheless, Soldier shooted Doctor Medic in the baby-maker which created Scout, Phoenix Wright and Little Billy thought about Serimah who diarrheaed and shouted "NUUUUUU", SCP-106 poo'd acid because he was listening to a dick explode into bananas, and SCP-173 destroyed Clara Oswald to oblivion while Jonathan Creek his p00tispenders... cat says rape Katie with a shotgun. Suddenly, SCP-513-1 showed his asspainis, then Korschev took a poo-pee NOPE you fucked yourself, you - "GRRRRAAAUUUUGHAAH!" - and Nicoline sucked my aim and cakehole then died of noscoping. I asked Justin Beaver about pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis
SCP: Eric Breach nanomod maker (if anyone wants to revamp it be my guest, as it is now defunct)
Fan of Doctor Who, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Sleepy Hollow, Person of Interest, Happy (2017) and Silicon Valley. And also MCU films.

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#1217
Let's put the first block of text into a spoiler.
Spoiler
Once upon painis, there was much porn that spawned p00tispendsers, which eat p00tispenders although p00tispenders... p00tispenders... p00tispenders... Nevertheless, Soldier shooted Doctor Medic in the baby-maker which created Scout, Phoenix Wright and Little Billy thought about Serimah who diarrheaed and shouted "NUUUUUU", SCP-106 poo'd acid because he was listening to a dick explode into bananas, and SCP-173 destroyed Clara Oswald to oblivion while Jonathan Creek his p00tispenders... cat says rape Katie with a shotgun. Suddenly, SCP-513-1 showed his asspainis, then Korschev took a poo-pee NOPE you fucked yourself, you - "GRRRRAAAUUUUGHAAH!" - and Nicoline sucked my aim and cakehole then died of noscoping.
I asked Justin Beaver about pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis but
Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?

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#1218
I'd just like to point out this is the worst story I have ever seen, and I've read Fifty Shades of Grey.

Spoiler
Once upon painis, there was much porn that spawned p00tispendsers, which eat p00tispenders although p00tispenders... p00tispenders... p00tispenders... Nevertheless, Soldier shooted Doctor Medic in the baby-maker which created Scout, Phoenix Wright and Little Billy thought about Serimah who diarrheaed and shouted "NUUUUUU", SCP-106 poo'd acid because he was listening to a dick explode into bananas, and SCP-173 destroyed Clara Oswald to oblivion while Jonathan Creek his p00tispenders... cat says rape Katie with a shotgun. Suddenly, SCP-513-1 showed his asspainis, then Korschev took a poo-pee NOPE you fucked yourself, you - "GRRRRAAAUUUUGHAAH!" - and Nicoline sucked my aim and cakehole then died of noscoping.
I asked Justin Beaver about pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis but she
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Re: Add a word to the story! [V2! Read first page!]

#1219
Once upon painis, there was much porn that spawned p00tispendsers, which eat p00tispenders although p00tispenders... p00tispenders... p00tispenders... Nevertheless, Soldier shooted Doctor Medic in the baby-maker which created Scout, Phoenix Wright and Little Billy thought about Serimah who diarrheaed and shouted "NUUUUUU", SCP-106 poo'd acid because he was listening to a dick explode into bananas, and SCP-173 destroyed Clara Oswald to oblivion while Jonathan Creek his p00tispenders... cat says rape Katie with a shotgun. Suddenly, SCP-513-1 showed his asspainis, then Korschev took a poo-pee NOPE you fucked yourself, you - "GRRRRAAAUUUUGHAAH!" - and Nicoline sucked my aim and cakehole then died of noscoping. I asked Justin Beaver about pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis but she didn't

(This story isn't big yet, so no need to put it in a spoiler.)
This profile's been around for nearly eight years

RIP

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Re: Add a word to the story! [V2! Read first page!]

#1220
Once upon painis, there was much porn that spawned p00tispendsers, which eat p00tispenders although p00tispenders... p00tispenders... p00tispenders... Nevertheless, Soldier shooted Doctor Medic in the baby-maker which created Scout, Phoenix Wright and Little Billy thought about Serimah who diarrheaed and shouted "NUUUUUU", SCP-106 poo'd acid because he was listening to a dick explode into bananas, and SCP-173 destroyed Clara Oswald to oblivion while Jonathan Creek his p00tispenders... cat says rape Katie with a shotgun. Suddenly, SCP-513-1 showed his asspainis, then Korschev took a poo-pee NOPE you fucked yourself, you - "GRRRRAAAUUUUGHAAH!" - and Nicoline sucked my aim and cakehole then died of noscoping. I asked Justin Beaver about pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis but she didn't Doge
SCP classified documents
SCP-895 Containment chamber modification
D-9341 memoirs
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