Jellycog wrote:Output: The mutilated corpse of Dr.BGLH


Input: A note stating "Please make Dr.Maragon's grammar better. Please." On fine.

Output: A note stating ''Dr. Maragon have bad english because of this Dr.Maragon's grammar is bad.'' (And little Google Translate )

Dr.Maragon : Hey my grammar not bad at all ! I am bad at english !

Input: 100 gm Uranium Setting: Fine (Very Fine is too dangerous)

Everyone wear the Radiation Suits Dr.Maragon

Maragon wrote:

Jellycog wrote:Output: The mutilated corpse of Dr.BGLH


Input: A note stating "Please make Dr.Maragon's grammar better. Please." On fine.

Output: A note stating ''Dr. Maragon have bad english because of this Dr.Maragon's grammar is bad.'' (And little Google Translate )

Dr.Maragon : Hey my grammar not bad at all ! I am bad at english !

Input: 100 gm Uranium Setting: Fine (Very Fine is too dangerous)

Everyone wear the Radiation Suits Dr.Maragon

Output: A mini nuclear explosion.
Dr. BLGH:What did you expect?
Input:A note that says : MAKE THIS INTO SOMETHING DELICIOUS OR I WILL [REDACTED] YOUR [REDACTED]
Setting: Very Fine

Superman12 wrote: Input:A note that says : MAKE THIS INTO SOMETHING DELICIOUS OR I WILL [REDACTED] YOUR [REDACTED]
Setting: Very Fine

Output: Portal Cake

Cake for everyone!- Dr. BLGH

*15 minutes later*

Hummm, what should i put on 914? Humm... I know! Another human body!- Dr. ShadowDust

NOPE. IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME I MAKE YOU SLEEP WITH D-CLASSES!- O5-1

:( - Dr. ShadowDust


Input: Justin Bieber album
Setting: Very fine

Now im depressed...- Dr. ShadowDust

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*

ShadowDust wrote:

Superman12 wrote: Input:A note that says : MAKE THIS INTO SOMETHING DELICIOUS OR I WILL [REDACTED] YOUR [REDACTED]
Setting: Very Fine

Output: Portal Cake

Cake for everyone!- Dr. BLGH

*15 minutes later*

Hummm, what should i put on 914? Humm... I know! Another human body!- Dr. ShadowDust

NOPE. IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME I MAKE YOU SLEEP WITH D-CLASSES!- O5-1

:( - Dr. ShadowDust


Input: Justin Bieber album
Setting: Very fine

Now im depressed...- Dr. ShadowDust

Output: Worst singer in the UNIVERSE EVER, sings upon door open. Everyone in the room bursts their eardrums, and a horde of teenage girls are now running directly to the site.
Dr. BLGH: USE THE FLAK CANNONS, OR THEY''LL DESTROY THE SITE!!!
Input:a slice of cheddar cheese
Setting: Coarse

Output: Shredded cheese

Input: A large remote controlled flying yellow disc along with, Another researchers Miniature Plane collection, And one Laser pen

Jeragius wrote:Output: Shredded cheese

Input: A large remote controlled flying yellow disc along with, Another researchers Miniature Plane collection, And one Laser pen

Setting not specified, automatically setting to Very Fine
Output: Remote controlled miniature planes, shoot lasers that have burned a hole through D-7437's elbow
Dr. BLGH: Mind if i have one of these for my next break?
Input: SCP-372
Setting: Very Fine

Superman12 wrote:

Jeragius wrote:Output: Shredded cheese

Input: A large remote controlled flying yellow disc along with, Another researchers Miniature Plane collection, And one Laser pen

Setting not specified, automatically setting to Very Fine
Output: Remote controlled miniature planes, shoot lasers that have burned a hole through D-7437's elbow
Dr. BLGH: Mind if i have one of these for my next break?
Input: SCP-372
Setting: Very Fine

Well. We can't even see this shit ! Dr.Maragon

Attempt to put in SCP-914 is failed. SCP-372 is escape. 3 hour later SCP-372 is captured.

Input: In a cup Lion and crocodile DNA with a Chicken body. Setting: Very Fine

I think... We are not gain 682 but carefull.

Maragon wrote:

Superman12 wrote:

Jeragius wrote:Output: Shredded cheese

Input: A large remote controlled flying yellow disc along with, Another researchers Miniature Plane collection, And one Laser pen

Setting not specified, automatically setting to Very Fine
Output: Remote controlled miniature planes, shoot lasers that have burned a hole through D-7437's elbow
Dr. BLGH: Mind if i have one of these for my next break?
Input: SCP-372
Setting: Very Fine

Well. We can't even see this shit ! Dr.Maragon

Attempt to put in SCP-914 is failed. SCP-372 is escape. 3 hour later SCP-372 is captured.

Input: In a cup Lion and crocodile DNA with a Chicken body. Setting: Very Fine

I think... We are not gain 682 but carefull.

Output:SCP-682 with chicken legs, and lion fur
Is now designated as SCP-682-1.
Dr. BLGH:Now to contain this thing....
Input:A small sample of my own blood and a cup of instant noodles.

Output: chocolate cheesecake

LETS RUN WITH THIS CAKE JELLYCOG!!- Dr. ShadowDust

RUN!!!- Dr. Jellycog

WAIT! *looks outside* ok, i dont see O5-1, so i must do my experiment... ANOTHER BODY!!

Input: Justin Bieber body
Setting: very fine

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*

"Yes....YES!!!!"

Output: Zombie Bieber

"DIE! *headshot* YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD DEAD!"

Input: ShadowDust Brain in fine

"Let's see what's wrong with this thing"