Output: Ruby collar

"Mine!"-Dr. ShadowDust

"Nooooooo!!"-Dr. Yakashi

"Gems are truly outrageous!"- Dr. ShadowDust

Input: dead horse
Very fine

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*

Output: A live pony
-has been claimed by Glitch

"Well...what did you expect?" -Glitch

Input: A piece of paper with "Hello" written on it
Setting: 1:1

"I think I've found a new way to exploit this machine"

A note saying "i dont like you"

"Aaand its gone"- Dr. ShadowDust

Input: water
Coarse (why not?)

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*

Experiment - Use 914 as Cleverbot
Result - expected, deemed successful

Output - Hydrogen and Oxygen gas

Input - A rubberband
Setting - Fine

Output: A Rubberband (Attached to a Dildo)
"Ahuehuehue, I could find many uses for this"- Yakashi

Input: Orange Sock
Setting: Very Fine

Output: A orange that can be used as a sock

"Lol'd, and 914 don't EVER make Lololord's song from a video of Parappa, it's getting old"
Dr.Fox

"*machine sounds*"
SCP-914

Input: Dr.Fox and Cornholio together in Very fine

"dis is gonna be good"
Meh

"WTF?! Why are you doing this you crazy?!"
Dr.Fox

"I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE, DOCTOR, DO YOU HAVE BEFORE WE DIE IN THIS MACHINE?"
Cornholio

"AHASDJISAOPPOGCBGSX A,SCPSDIAUCBGSDNAOSCNDSSAM"
Dr.Fox

Output: Dr.Fox and Cornholio and TP
"I Don't know what Cornholio and TP is, So...."- Yakashi

Input: A Knife, Previously Owned by Trialtrex21
Setting: 1:1
"Um... It was a present"- Yakashi

"FUCK YOU, GIMME"- Trialtrex21

"wut, why separated?"
Meh

"We got plans for you.......BUNGHOLE"
Dr.Fox and Cornholio

Output: A powerful knife, instantly it goes to Trial

"lolololo"
Dr.Fox

i'm to lazy to make a input to make it yourself

Input: Fursuit of a Grey Fox
"Yes, I do have a Fursuit of a grey fox, but it doesn't look like my fursona, as it would cost over £1000"- Yakashi
Setting: Fine

lololord wrote:Input: Fursuit of a Grey Fox
"Yes, I do have a Fursuit of a grey fox, but it doesn't look like my fursona, as it would cost over £1000"- Yakashi
Setting: Fine

Output:
A furry came out, and was incinerated on the spot.

Input:
All the Memes on the internets, put into a USB

Setting:
Very fine