The Great Ritual of the Larry

Ermahgerd stood in a dark room and waited patiently. She has waited many years and comitted herself to many cruel and inhuman crimes against nature, god and mankind to complete a satanic devilish ritual, that will cause angels to weep. This night will be the final moment that she has been waiting for.
A Thunder strikes her house, the wind blows fierce against the windows, nature itself is aware of the defiling crimes that are going to take place, and with all it's might it trys to stop it...
...but in vain!

Ermahgerd looks pleased, for she knows that the moment is nigh. A few moments later, the time has finally come:

A Dark substance spreads across the ground, the smell of filth and taint takes up the air. After a series of heavy breathings, a dark muscular body, scarred with numerous wounds and scars emerges from the ground. After he has fully entered the world,
Ermahgerd says: "It is thy that i hath been waiting for, my one and only love, LARRY!"

She slowly removed [REDACTED], and Larry was confused. He never met a willing woman, and didn't know what she planned to do. He wanted to ressist his urges, but when she uncovered her [REDACTED], he couldn't help but feel .. aroused.

"Ohh Ermahgerd, thine body be moist and ripe for love. Is thy not concerneth about my stained torso that cannot be cleaneth?"
Ermahgerd replied:
"Thous must not worry, for i have lusted after thy since the beginning of time. I shalleth relinquish in the claiming of thine torso for i will climb upon thine [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] like no mortal gal ever shall, for thou is my love and desire, and thy is it that i shall [REDACTED] like a [REDACTED] until angels weep in jealousy of ourth pleasure."
"OHH ERMAHGERD! Thy lust and desire be only matcheth by mine, for i cannot waiteth to [REDACTED]!"

It was then that the world as we know it, has come to an end.