Granted. Your wish is so good that it stops the thread because no one can figure out how to make it go wrong.

I wish that i could invent an interplanetary jetpack.

Granted. You fly up into space with the jetpack forgetting a space suit and oxygen tank and you explode in the vaccum of space

Granted. (there is no wish, so I'll grant nothing...)

I wish SCP-173 ( ) could be friend with SCP-650 ("Startling Statue") and play with him all the day, without killing people anymore...

Granted. 173 kills the other statue in jealousy

I wish I have a time machine

Granted. The time machine malfunctions and sends you to before the universe existed, and doesn't let you come back.

I wish that i was an amazing game developer who didn't milk his fans for money.

Granted, you have started V4LV3 Corporation. Unfortunately, all the money people have fed you have caused you to gain weight and spend all your time at the gym instead of developing the sequel of your hit-game series, H4LF-D34TH III

Granted. (there is no wish, so I'll grant nothing...)

I wish I could find a way to hug SCP-106 ( ) without being corroded...

Mr. Shy-Guy wrote:Granted. (there is no wish, so I'll grant nothing...)

I wish I could find a way to hug SCP-106 ( ) without being corroded...

Granted, he takes you to the pocket dimension anyways.

I wish everything was perfectly symmetrical (left-right).

Granted. However, no man-made object on the planet ever worked the same afterwards because of the fact that everything had to be symmetrical which made it 10x harder to design new things.

I wish that all humans on the planet would smarten up and stop all war and stop crimes and stop harming other organisms and the environment.

Granted, the whole world is so nice that when a race of other species come from another universe they kill all of use and take some of us to experiment on.

I wished I was Miles Upshur.