Granted, but now we're in the vicious cycle of SCP Containment Breach (I wonder if anyone will get that reference...?)

Wish I could have infinite night...

Granted.

"I won't let these goddamn vampires stop me."
~Francis

I wish to stop procrastinating and start doing my work.

Granted, you are done procrastinating, you are now doing your work, procrastination.

I wish CLgaming would start responding to the last person's post instead of simple saying 'Granted'.

Granted, you realize that eternal night is an evil enough wish already and that the simple Granted is intentional.

I wish for the zombie apocalypse and a chainsaw.

Story time:
One day, there was a chainsaw. It cut down a tree. Little known to man, there was an evil parasite feasting on the tree, that lodged itself into the chainsaw's blades. Unfortunately, this was to be the cause of the first zombie. The lumberjack went insane and crashed into someones' house and then chainsawed their entire head off through the neck and the torso. The chainsaw however, stayed lodged into his torso forever. Such is the story of how CLgaming became the first zombie.

I wish it wasn't the zombie apocalypse but I still had a chainsaw.

Granted, there is no fuel and all fuel prices have been amplified by x100. You are declined from every job and all money that comes within 2 feet of you burns into thin air.
I wish for the addition of SCP-457.

Granted but he's not interactable within the game and never will be.


I wish I had a sandwich, preferably ham

Granted, the break is completely blue molded beyond recognition.

I wish i could run like sonic the hedgehog

SCP-500 wrote: I wish i could run like sonic the hedgehog

Granted, but you ran into a wall, and blood squirts out from your body, killing you.
I wish this thread didn't ever die.

Granted, but you will die within a week from now.

I wish to know the answer to the Ultimate Question. Life, Death, Everythng and the Universe itself