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Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#371 by SCP-500
Granted, there's so much data your computer explodes taking out half the planet with it.

I wish for a bag of coconut filled chocolates that never ends.
ERIC IS LOVE, ERIC IS LIFE.

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#372 by Zarpox
SCP-500 wrote:Granted, there's so much data your computer explodes taking out half the planet with it.

I wish for a bag of coconut filled chocolates that never ends.
Granted, one word.

I wish more free time.

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#373 by Akatos
FoxMccloud64 wrote:Wish granted, but your BF3 Disc fails and self-destructs inside of your xbox/ps3/...
I bought it on the playstation store :wink:
Zarpox wrote:
SCP-500 wrote:Granted, there's so much data your computer explodes taking out half the planet with it.

I wish for a bag of coconut filled chocolates that never ends.
Granted, one word.

I wish more free time.
Granted, you're bored and develop a virus that takes over the world.

I wish mankind didn't destroy the world more and more.
Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#374 by Awesomeguy147
Akatos wrote:
FoxMccloud64 wrote:Wish granted, but your BF3 Disc fails and self-destructs inside of your xbox/ps3/...
I bought it on the playstation store :wink:
Zarpox wrote:
SCP-500 wrote:Granted, there's so much data your computer explodes taking out half the planet with it.

I wish for a bag of coconut filled chocolates that never ends.
Granted, one word.

I wish more free time.
Granted, you're bored and develop a virus that takes over the world.

I wish mankind didn't destroy the world more and more.
Granted, now the world will destroy mankind more and more.

I wish for a gun that shoots a gun that shoots chainsaw bullets.

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#375 by Princess Luna
Granted. The gun shot out of the first gun had spun around and began shooting just as the barrel faced you. You are now left with many scars.

I wish I had a T-Rex.
I'LL GO NIGHTMARE MOON ON YOUR ASS!

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#376 by ++Focus++
Princess Luna wrote: I wish I had a T-Rex.
Granted. Your T-Rex bit off three of your fingers while you were trying to get a ball out of its mouth.

I wish for a magic transexual fairy that acts as an alarm clock.
I lost weight just by running up and down the stairs...

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#377 by mrpeanut188
Granted, you awaken to the fairy [REDACTED] to your [DATA EXPUNGED]. Your [DATA EXPUNGED] never recovered from the rude awakening.

I wish I could create better granted texts with 100% less paradox.
Wait, did I just start another one? God damn it.
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Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#378 by hug0905
mrpeanut188 wrote: I wish I could create better granted texts with 100% less paradox.
Granted, you create worst granted texts with 0% less paradox.
I wish that my iPhone would work with iTunes 9.2.1.
This profile's been around for nearly eight years

RIP

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Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#379 by SCP-500
Granted, your iphone breaks afterwards and you can't get a replacement.

I wish my house wasn't infested with 1.000.000.00 ladybugs.
ERIC IS LOVE, ERIC IS LIFE.
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