Juicy wrote:velvet worms

Okay ...

What about jumping spiders?

Mole Crickets!

Found another one:

Jumping spiders are such darling creatures. There's also something strangely adorable about their arachnid cousins the Solifuges. Must be their tiny little eyes or something. Here's an illustration of one fighting a scorpion, proving that biology used to be far more METAL than it is today.

Sea pigs look so cute out of the water! Maybe it's because they're puffy?

Fuck you guys. We need spider genocide. Fuck spiders.

Omniary: fuck you anglerfish can't smell
Dr. Trialtrex21: how you know bitch
Omniary: it probably could smell you though
could probably smell your fucking dank ass nasty powersuit structure gel trog ass enslaved protein bullshit sloshing in your suit from a mile away

Trialtrex21 wrote:Fuck you guys. We need spider genocide. Fuck spiders.

But if there were no spiders, it would be impossible to commit housefly genocide because the fly population would skyrocket! (Fuck houseflies.)

Trex you're the next Hitler.