Akatos wrote: I WISH I HAD SOM OF DAT SCP-420-J SHIT

Granted, U GETZ BOOLIT EIN UR MOAWTH INSTEAD.
I wish everyone would stop complaining when i make a post on this thread.

Granted. Everyone makes this face whenever you make a post.

I wish people would stop spelling Dispenser like Dispencer.

Granted, now they spell it "Diss Spencer."

I wish for a toy SCP-096.

Granted, it has the same properties as the real SCP-096.

I wish for a salami pizza.

Granted. It's stale.

I wish for pancakes.

hug0905 wrote:

Akatos wrote: I WISH I HAD SOM OF DAT SCP-420-J SHIT

Granted, U GETZ BOOLIT EIN UR MOAWTH INSTEAD.

hug, you need to break the wish in a way that also grants it. For example, you could have said "Granted. You get a bullet filled with SCP-420-J in your mouth."

LukeDude759 wrote: I wish for pancakes

Granted, you get brocoli instead
I wish that Mac OS X Yosemite Beta came out now.

LukeDude759 wrote: hug, you need to break the wish in a way that also grants it. For example, you could have said "Granted. You get a bullet filled with SCP-420-J in your mouth."

I am breaking/granting the wishes -.-

Granted, but your computer explodes after installing it

I wish that DUCKTALES REMASTERED FUCKING MOUNT VESUVIUS WASN'T SO FUCKING HARD ON FUCKING NORMAL, AHSGBDANJ<IODUSHFBADJnsaabjhbjndacda


:3

I am breaking/granting the wishes -.-

... no hug... no you're not.

This is what you are supposed to be doing:

Person 1: I wish for a pizza.

Person 2: Granted, it is a beef pizza, and is infected with mad cow disease.

This is what you do:

person 1: I wish for a pizza.

You: Granted, you get a pogo stick.

Person 1: But I wished for a piz...

You: POGO STICK I SAY!

Do you see the difference.

FoxMccloud64 wrote: I wish that DUCKTALES REMASTERED FUCKING MOUNT VESUVIUS WASN'T SO FUCKING HARD ON FUCKING NORMAL, AHSGBDANJ<IODUSHFBADJnsaabjhbjndacda

Granted, it is now as hard as Dead Space 2.
I wish everyone used vmware products.

Hug, you did it wrong again! It was like that:

Person 1: I wish XY wasn't so hard.

You: Granted, now it's even harder

Person 1: But I wanted it to be less hard.

You: No, I said it's even harder now!

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Granted, a lot of other companies go bankrupt.

I wish I had to do less homework.