#55
by Ketercheat
This thread in a nutshell
What the fuck did MysteriousStranger50 just fucking say about this game, the little bitch? I'll have him know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. He is nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe him the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and his IP is being traced right now so he better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing he calls his life. He's fucking dead. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill him in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe his miserable ass off the face of the continent, the little shit. If only he could have known what unholy retribution his little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon him, maybe he would have held his fucking tongue. But he couldn't, he didn't, and now he's paying the price, the goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over him and he will drown in it.
"... your rubber ducky has also gone AWOL, captain."