-Kei (Ape Escape 3)
-Mason (Call of Duty Black Ops, egh)
-Spiderman (Spiderman for the PS1)
-Bill/Coach (Left 4 Dead Series)
-Female Combie Metrocop wearing a sombrero, snowboarding goggles, and a jetpack. She occasionally turns into a Pigmask or a tiny Pigmask. (GMtower gamemode for Garry's Mod)

-Gordon Freeman(Half-Life)
-The guy who drives the truck in Big Rigs Over The Road Racing
-Mario(Some Mario game I don't remember)
-A Combine Soldier with the Remove Tool always equipped(GMod)
-Cryptosporidium 138(Destroy All Humans! 2)

I think I am out of harm's way, since pretty much everyone on that list is powerful in some way(except for the truck driver).

Um...
Master Chief from the Halo series
That fucking bird from Flappy Birds
Samus Aran from the Metroid series
Steve from Minecraft
Me...because I'm a player. cx