Output: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, terminated after examination.
"Why?" - Dr. Gears

Intake: a Nokia brand smartphone, with "Very Fine" as settings.
"We are experimenting on making something stronger than 682!" - Agent O'nell

What it SCPCB gets a rss feed about its new versions?

Output: A plastic tile of same size.

Intake: A piece of SCP-682 obtained during a containment breach.
Setting: Rough

"Why not?" - Dr. Rights