Username: The last king of Sicambrii, also a mysterious one because of no known records in history. 1337 = elite.
Prof. pic: None at all, I'm going to create one later.

Nice necrobump bruh. Anyways, SETTING NOT FOUND. REVERTING TO VERY FINE. Output: Satan in a Can. When opened, Satan suddenly pops out, yells "MY NAME IS NATAS," and :EXPUNGED: all nearby employees with the use of a :EXPUNGED: Input: Satan in a Can on Rough Output: A crumpled can with a note with so...

Output: A loud bang was heard from SCP-914 as soon as the refinery process had started, followed by high-frequency pitches and intense screaming and wailing. When the Output booth opened, it revealed a bluish-colored being that [DATA REDACTED ON O5 REQUEST] . As soon as contact was made, however, i...