Long distance relationships.

Though I have little time to have such things even cross my mind these days, a few years ago I was involved in one. There's something quite embarrassing about it. I like to think it was something I grew out of, pushed on by the obvious futility of such an arrangement.

Hi everyone!

I'm not really a new user here however, I haven't been on in a VERY long time. So I thought I'd announce myself here anyway just because its changed and I'm practically a newbie.

Thanks,
Mike aka Agent Skinner.

Dammnnn, I remember when I used to come on here all the time. Nostalgic.

Do one of the ducks in the game kill you? I swear somebody mentioned something about them killing you?

Welcome person I have not met until this present moment!

I'll post playthroughs for every few updates you do! This is the most promising fan project I've come across aside from CB.

Only just downloaded the new version today, jesus christ is 096 creepy, especially its screams, they sounds almost human. Also encountered the saxophone duck which played me a nice little piece, so thanks to him !

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