#873
by MERASMUS!
I got an idea for a joke SCP to be put in!
SCP-500, formerly known as [DATA EXPUNGED], is a malevolent harpy hell bent on destroying anything in its path female human possessing a wide range of abilities. Those described to base staff are:
Reducing any adult male to tears.
Creating an urge to kill oneself one of these days I swear
Causing addiction to a wide array of alcoholic beverages I just can't face that bitch sober
A death glare at any passing female I happen to glance at but it doesn't mean anything for god's sake which has been assured to the research team to result in death of said female.
The ability to track no matter where I am the location.
The ability to attempt communication at the worst possible time I mean, c'mon its not that kind of massage parlor I swear
An intuitive ability to tell when someone is lying and deconstruct the entire lie resulting in sleeping on the damn couch while the fucking dog gets my spot in bed.
Causing a massive mental breakdown of any male that not even drugs can help, oh yeah I've tried. You're better off with a gun in my opinion
Arguing for up to several hours by which time I just say whatever will let me get back to the damn game before it's over.
She was able to pull one hell of a [DATA EXPUNGED] position just like [DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED], but fuck that.
Continued : When you get into her chamber via Level 3 Keycard, You can approach her and take the duct tape off. When this happens, You can either leave her alone, or put it back one, which results in a scripted event where SCP-106 abducts her.
If you leave her with the tape off, she'll start to bitch and follows the player through the whole facility. She is able to force open any door keypad or keycard just like 096, And if exposed to her bitching for exactly fifteen seconds, you die.
Death message :
Subject D-9341 found dead in <roomname here>, With ears bleeding heavily. SCP-500-J was found near the body, Confirming that he was indeed killed (blocked by line) with that banshee wail she calls a voice (end block by line) by her.