I think we should add SCP-2020(
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2020) to the game as a docile SCP.
He should spawn in a certain office (Identical in appearance to the regular large office) in the entrance zone, and should occasionally talk to the player. The voice acting should be done by TheVolgun. SCP-2020 should probably say these lines.
-"Hey, man. You must be one of those class D personnel I've been hearing about. How you got this far, I don't know."
-"Blinking with one eye at a time would be helpful when in the presence of 173. But, I guess it would be too cliche, am I right?"
-"How did you get this far? You'd usually expect a class D to get killed on the spot by 173 or get abducted by 106. Are you magic? Nope. Too cliche."
-"I find It extremely hard to choose a concept. I mean, I really want to be as widely known as George Lucas. *sigh* But that's gonna be hard to do."
-"I'm famished. I think I need to head to the paper bin to get a bite to eat. Do you happen to have a sheet of paper? "
-"Oh, here's an Idea! A statue that moves when you bli...Aww, crap. 173 already beat me to it."
-"Am I a space alien? To me, YOU are the alien."
-"I'm well aware that I'm in scientific custody. But do I care? No, I've been too busy writing science fiction to care. It's the Mobile Task Force I'm worried about."
If the player walks to the top of the office's stairs, a scripted event should occur and three MTF's should walk in through the entrance of the room. The event should occur as followed.
(The door is then opened and three MTF's walk in and look at SCP-2020. The soldier in the middle of the trio walks towards SCP-2020)
MTF - Hands up, Bobby.
SCP-2020 - What's going on?
MTF - It's time to go back into your chamber. Now get to it!
SCP-2020 - I didn't do anything bad, man! I was just trying to get an idea!
MTF - Obey my orders or be terminated. My squadron uses 50 caliber shells that can easily tear through your skin.
SCP-2020 - Leave me alone! Can I at least stay here?
MTF - Stop resisting. You are ordered to go back into containment.
SCP-2020 - But I haven't even done anything!
MTF - Fire, you two!
(The two other MTF's start shooting at SCP-2020. SCP-2020 then begins to bleed neon-blue bioluminescent fluid. The gunfire continues for 10 seconds. The MTF's then cease fire, and SCP-2020 slumps down onto the floor, bleeding slightly.
SCP-2020 - What kind of man are you!? I didn't even attack you! MTF's aren't allowed to use deadly force on innocent subjects.
MTF - I don't play by the rules. (silence for 3 seconds) Come on, lets get the hell out of here before anyone finds out.
(The three MTFs exit the room and close the door. SCP-2020 kneels on the floor, breathing heavily for 10 seconds. Then the lights go out for 8 seconds, and go back on again. When the lights go back on, SCP-2020 is gone, with only a trail of his blood leading towards the exit of the office.
