#2
by Omniary
I'll see what subtitles I can help transcribe.
Edit: Okay, corrections: (Italics = something I edited) There's also various grammar and capitalization misses here and there that can be fixed in MS Word, or something.
Line 2: "Just follow me,"
"Heh-are you deaf or what? Do as i said, or we'll just terminate you and get the guy from the next cell."
"Mobile Task Force unit Nine-Tailed-Fox has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in an evacuation shelter, or any safe area until the unit has secured the facility. We'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCPs have been recontained."
**There he is in twice. Just saying.
"
This is CH1 to OH-6: Have you located the target?
OH-6 to CH1: No sign of the target. I think we should send in an MTF-...
CH1 to OH-6: Do you copy?"
"This is Dr. L speaking. Dr.Maynard, please report in Gate B...Dr. Maynard, do you copy?
This is Agent Ulgrin sir, i'm afraid Dr.Maynard is still inside the facility.
Oh, um, do you have any idea of his location or if he's still alive?
Negative sir, all we know is that he hasn't made it out yet.
Copy that, this place is such a goddamn maze and he has been working here only for a week, so it's no wonder he couldn't find his way out. Uh, i hope he's still hanging in there.
I guess we'll find out when Mobile Task Force goes in."
"This is Security Chef Franklin. Dr.Harp, do you copy?
This is Dr.Harp, in in the middle of something here, so please be quick.
I believe that the incident report of 106's breach this morning is still on your computer?
THat's right, um, feel free to read it if you can reach my office.
Or we can just read the file from the facility Internet, we'll need your access code to do that of course.
Oh yeah well, um, sounds good, um, as i said i'm pretty busy now, we're giving the Mobile Task Force a 'lil brief before sending them in. I'll get there and give you the code when we're done. Shouldn't take longer than 15 minutes.
I-i'm sorry but we need that file right now. I know it's against the security protocol, but considering the circumstances, couldn't you just give me the code through the radio? I know it won't make the situation any worse no matter who's listening to this.
Oh, yeah, I-i think you're right, the code is 7816.
Copy that."
"Movement in Sector B.
Uhm, seems to be some Class D.
Heh, i bet you fifty bucks that as he won't make it another five minutes."
"Oh...Hello? Is anyone out there?....I don't know what-...I don't-...Oh god it's coming...Someone...Please anyone...Please...Someone needs to broadcast this station at once...Please...Oh god what is that?....What is that?...Oh-..."
Femur Breaker:
"AGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH."
You're listening to SCP Foundation On-site Radio! Your 24/7 source of pre-recorded messages.
A reminder, in the event of a XK-class end-of-the-world scenario, don't panic! It won't help. Nothing at all will help. However, panicking will help probably the least.
Report all suspect behaviour to your supervisors immediately. If you haven't seen any unusual behaviour recently, you're not looking hard enough. A threat to security can originate from anywhere and no one is free from suspicion. Not even you. Stay paranoid. Stay vigilant.
Should you hear a different voice announcing for SCP Foundtaion On site radio, disregard it entirely. He's not a foundation employee! He's trying to trick you and cannot be trusted. Any advice from him can only inevitably lead to destruction, death, and utter chaos. You are immeasurably better off listening to me.
In the extreme unlikely event of a catastrophic power failure and subsequent facility-wide containment breach, just remember the crisis ABCs. A for Armaments. B for Blinking, or the lack of. And C for Cardiovascular fortitude. As they say, Shoot, stare and sprint! Or feed the incoming monster one of your friends. Stay alive, stay vigilant.
Don't forget! Wednesday is pizza day! So head on down to the cafeteria and grab yourself a hot slice! The SCP Foundation holds no liability for any injuries or illnesses sustained or contracted through the attendance of pizza dough-
When dining at the facility cafeteria, always remember to check your ration for the deadly seven. Strychnine, Arsenic Trioxide, Nitrobenzene, Mercury, Epichlorohydrin, Acetone Thiosemicarbazone, and spiders. Stay healthy! Stay vigilant.
Ugh, let's just say that last Radio segment took a lot outta me.
It slep time bunner.
