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Re: dog
#5[youtube]_72BfT0uPzk[/youtube][youtube]Ihj-mJ07fG4[/youtube]
The joke died a long time ago. You're committing necrophilia and I'd like you to stop before you give us cancer.
There are better ways to release pent up anger than trying to be sarcastic to someone over the internet.
"Is he dead?"
"You wanna check his pulse?"
"Um, let's just say he's dead."
"You wanna check his pulse?"
"Um, let's just say he's dead."