Output: A flashlight that powers with forks, and a black squirrel covered in pudding

":D"
Dr.Fox

Input: A time machine on fine

"damn it guys! LEAVE THE ORGANIC MATTER! IS ONLY MINE! Myyyyyy... Precioousssssss..." Dr. ShadowDust, derping

Output: A machine that can spit fire for any amount of time

"Well, thats was... Useless?" Dr. ShadowDust

Input: A alive D-class with a note saying "kill it with needles"

Very fine

"im curious about this one... This time you got a great idea!" Dr. Anono

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*

*--Walks into testing chamber and stands next to Dr. Shadowdust--*

"I'm the one doing organic matter testing with animals, you can stick to the human oragnic tests, ok?" Dr. Sparks.

"Of course, humans are so much better to test on." Dr. Shadowdust.

"Got to go now, got a black squirrel to take for a walk, might give it to 106 for testing." Dr. Sparks.

"Take care." Dr. Shadowdust.

*--Leaves the testing chamber with a squirrel in a leash--*

*looks at the squirrel*

"Mah god... That poor squirrel... IT SHOULD BE MINE!!" Dr. ShadowDust

*runs to personal office and locks it, planing on the most genius plan...*

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*

ShadowDust wrote: Input: A alive D-class with a note saying "kill it with needles"

Very fine

"im curious about this one... This time you got a great idea!" Dr. Anono

Output:A normal D-Class...
Wait a minute..
As soon as the D-Class walked out, a box of needles that was sitting on a shelf opened up and flew towards the D-Class
The D-Class flinched and screamed in a high pitched voice before getting poked to death by needles
And everytime a needle poked him a voice will say poke
"Well that was sorta unexpected because i expect the output door to open and see him poked by needles... But he died by needles anyways so i dont mind" -ShadowDust
"Even though O-5 said not to put any living beings WHATS SO EVER into SCP-914... Its a good thing nobody saw us doing that ;o"

Input:A well done steak with gravy and a note saying "Thanks for making me dinner last time. Here let me repay the debt"
Setting:I have no idea so i am going to uh say Very Fine?

^ Reference to that time when i asked SCP-914 to make me steak ;3

Output: A cow. The animal has the ability to regenerate any flesh taken from its body, which comes pre-cooked and soaked in its own gravy blood. The cow possesses the ability to speak, though thus far it has only said "You're welcome."

Input: One (1) Batman
Setting: Fine

Tomgrakk wrote:Output: A cow. The animal has the ability to regenerate any flesh taken from its body, which comes pre-cooked and soaked in its own gravy blood. The cow possesses the ability to speak, though thus far it has only said "You're welcome."

Input: One (1) Batman
Setting: Fine

Output: Three (3) Manbats

Input: A picture of Valparaiso, a chilean beach in fine

"Man tomorrow I'm gonna take a break, let's see what comes out then "
Dr.Fox

BTW, Tomorrow morning I'm going to the beach, see you then!

Input: The Bell

Setting: VERY FINE

Output: SCP-513-1

FoxMccloud64 wrote:Input: A picture of Valparaiso, a chilean beach in fine

"Man tomorrow I'm gonna take a break, let's see what comes out then "
Dr.Fox

BTW, Tomorrow morning I'm going to the beach, see you then!

Oh i forgot about this guy
Output: A button... When pushed it teleports you to Valparaiso and change your outfit to your favorite holiday outfit regardless if you are naked.
And gives you 10k Moneys

SCP 513 wrote:Input: The Bell

Setting: VERY FINE

Output: SCP-513-1

Who say you can set your own output ;o

Output: SCP-513-1
There ;3

Input:My eyes
"OH GOD IT HURTS BANDAGE I NEED A BANDAGE!" - gmod101
Setting:Very fine