Before you ask.

Read this:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?di ... 100&page=1

Reactions to a bad horror movie. Add actions in the movie with -action here-

Do you understand?

And do read that for example

Also...

MAY BE NSFW.


Now, with that over with..

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Hey, look! A haunted mansion! That is so not overused! Now, where are the protagonists?

OOC: the thread dies on there, but starts here. Cycle of forum games.

So much Tomato Ketchup and Sausages...

The only reason i didnt get the last one is i didnt have time to read it all.

Oh, look! A bedsheet! Oh no, it's the haunted halloween costume!


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Why did i just see a badly made ghost jumping around going "Oooooo!"


What's the damn plot!?

No, dont worry, you two have tons of time to make out. Its not like there are 1000 zombies outside the door or anything...

Of course, there's always a sex scene in every horror movie. How cliche.

Oh! Nononono dont ENTER THAT FUCKING DOOR! NOOOOOOO, oh nothing happened. Oh. Sure she just took a nap over ketchup. Obvious.

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*

They're interchanging red ketchup for paint.. ...,!

That is the worst CGI ever. Look at it! The clock looks like something out of d00m! All blurry.. Why is there a mummy in the backround!?