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Re: Ruined birthday

#12 by Tomgrakk
I personally haven't celebrated any birthdays or holidays in years, like most people here. My family still does, but even they simply use such occasions as an excuse to have lots of food and gifts.

After all, one can never be too old to enjoy cake and presents.
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Re: Ruined birthday

#13 by The Red Menace
I've never had a birthday, so I don't know what it feels like to have it ruined. It must suck. In Soviet Russia, fun was illegal, and by the time the soviet era was over, I was used to not having birthdays. This year I might grab some buds and go paintballing. This is the first year since I turned 15 that I wasn't spending my birthday away from home in the military.
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Re: Ruined birthday

#15 by INFINITE561
Sparks wrote:5 months until Santa comes with presents for us :D
I need to call the police them, I'm tired of that fat bastard breaking into my house and leaving presents to say sorry :C
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Re: Ruined birthday

#16 by hug0905
INFINITE561 wrote:
Sparks wrote:5 months until Santa comes with presents for us :D
I need to call the police them, I'm tired of that fat bastard breaking into my house and leaving presents to say sorry :C
wut
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Re: Ruined birthday

#17 by INFINITE561
hug0905 wrote:
INFINITE561 wrote:
Sparks wrote:5 months until Santa comes with presents for us :D
I need to call the police them, I'm tired of that fat bastard breaking into my house and leaving presents to say sorry :C
wut
Yep, Santa breaks into your home at night, leave presents what he forced dwarves to make in his sweat shop and steals your food
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Re: Ruined birthday

#18 by hug0905
INFINITE561 wrote:Yep, Santa breaks into your home at night, leave presents what he forced dwarves to make in his sweat shop and steals your food
but that is what santa does.
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(last edited 10/09/2020)

Re: Ruined birthday

#20 by Awesomeguy147
INFINITE561 wrote:Yep, Santa breaks into your home at night, leave presents what he forced dwarves to make in his sweat shop and steals your food
Not to mention that he spies on little kids, even while they are sleeping.

edit: and also a total sellout by wearing red and white to advertise coca-cola.
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