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Item #: SCP-tater tots-J
Object Class: takes too many shrooms "Wait, what? Let's make this thing Keter or something, and fast. I have to get back to smoking my SCP-420-J." - Dr. Baldwin "okay dur dur dur" - Dr. Gears Kete "DAMN IT, YOU FORGOT THE R!" - Dr. Baldwin Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-tater tots-J is to be kept in a ao oni-lined containment chamber located in my nose, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 1 pizza rox armed with my butt.
In the event that SCP-tater tots-J ever begins eating you its opq, Dr. Ilikepancaiks is to qp SCP-tater tots-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force waffle-7 (''OGGGGGGG IT GOT ME'') is to be dispatched to SCP-tater tots-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-tater tots-J is a blue purple green red yellow catdog. Like most members of its species, it is able to killingmurderwaffles, and regularly eats twice its own weight in ao oni each day.
SCP-tater tots-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with i want a drink with my taco, which causes it to turn into taco. Whenever this happens, all oak trees hurt within a 5235 kilometer radius will begin to asof uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to me like you. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-tater tots-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-tater tots-J was first located in tarpoop city, ilikefood, USA where the wtf is ths were using it in order to eat all scps. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force waffle-7 (''OGGGGGGG IT GOT ME'') was able to recover the object with only o_e civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log tater tots-1
Dr. wienersnitzel: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr wienersnitzel, and I am about to test SCP-tater tots's reaction to ghosts from radical larry's butt. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr HOLY POOP SHRIMP WHAT THE HECK IS THAT GET IT AWAY?
Dr. HOLY POOP SHRIMP WHAT THE HECK IS THAT GET IT AWAY: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. wienersnitzel: Excellent! I am now introducing the ghosts from radical larry's butt to tater tots... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. HOLY POOP SHRIMP WHAT THE HECK IS THAT GET IT AWAY: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Dr. wienersnitzel: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN BUTT! IT'S GOT MEIN BUTT! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident tater tots-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█ "aw man" - Dr. Gers "oh yeah i changed my name lolol" - Dr. Gers
"my best finding ever!" - Dr. Gers "Uhhh.... What the hell was that?" - Dr. Baldwin