Granted. but your good luck quickly turns into bad luck and the field trip is cancelled

I wish for some crumpets

INFINITE561 wrote:Granted. but your good luck quickly turns into bad luck and the field trip is cancelled

I wish for some crumpets

You receive many crumpets, so many crumpets in fact that you can barely move for them. Before long, the crumpets have reached your waist - you start to worry. Death is in sight; the crumpets are at your neck. Suddenly, you decide to eat them all. Problem solved!
[INFINITE561 dies soon after from severe indigestion]

I wish I could stop a Gaben.

Granted. you killed gaben which in turn puts Valve out of business, cancelling half life 3 and everyone gets pissed and brutally kills you in the process.

I wish jehovah witnesses would stay away from my door

Granted, now they surround your houst but not the door

I wish that Don't Starve had more silk

FoxMccloud64 wrote:Granted, now they surround your houst but not the door

I wish that Don't Starve had more silk

Granted, but now it is the only thing in the game. No character, no enemies, no items, no world, it is just silk everywhere.

I wish I had omnipotence.

Well... It would appear I broke the thread. I guess it really was an unbreakable wish. If anyone wants to keep this thread alive, just consider my wish revoked and post a new one.

Awesomeguy147 wrote:Well... It would appear I broke the thread. I guess it really was an unbreakable wish. If anyone wants to keep this thread alive, just consider my wish revoked and post a new one.

The power drives you so mad, that before you can even rationalize yourself, your head explodes.

COME AT ME BRO

I wish that all cats were cuddly and friendly.

Granted. but they turn evil at the slightest hint of feeling threatened. the cat grow thumbs and form a revolution against mankind

I wish I could afford to buy Final Fantasy 8 on steam

Granted but you don't have enough money to afford food and die of starvation

I wish people would know what SCP is

Granted. people form religions with the initials SCP, war breaks out between these religions who claim the initials mean somehting different to the others.

I wish snow never existed