Hey guys, I just got recruited at the SCP Foundation. My name is Derpy and here is my official to-do list: (Highlighted in bold is what I'm assigned right now.)

Explore 087-B
Jump on 173's back and blink repeatedly
Locate SCP-458
Eat SCP-458-1
Rodeo with Applejack on 682
Clean 106's mucus
Visit the Chaos Insurgency
Ring 513
Manage SCP-295
Stick Tape all over SCP-096's face cuz I need to see if there is anything I can do to help
Poop on 789-J
Clean 789-J
Poop Again.
Say no to 420-J (I think it's illegal)
Play TF2
Help CLstream make Base04
Play Pattycake with Dinky Hooves
Make Dinky Hooves a Class-D
Make Dinky Hooves a researcher
Make Dinky Hooves the Next O5
Feed Muffins to 682
Expose 079 to the internet
Deliver mail to Dr. Bright
Team up with Dr. Bright
Catch Dr. Maynard in the act
Visit SPC (Shark Punching Center)


Anything I should add to this list?

Make sure nothing goes wrong, but we all know it usually does when Derpy is involved.

Let them eat Muffins

Bring them their mail.

If Derpy teams up with Dr. Bright... Oh luna..

Glitch wrote:If Derpy teams up with Dr. Bright... Oh luna..

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