That's right, just make an SCP up with a random number. Let's see what kind of stuff you guys can come up with.

Rules:
1. Needs a random number. SCP-6969696969
2. Needs at least 3 characteristics to it. Example: Phone Anomaly, Violent rapist, and from Springfield.
3. Write 1-2 paragraphs.

Optional:
-An Image.
-Conversations/interviews.
-A Nickname "The Springfield Pervert."
-Special Containment procedures

Go wild.

SCP-6969696969

SCP-6969696969 Is a phone anomaly that causally happens as a call. He is know as "The Springfield Pervert" and it is recorded that SCP-6969696969 is very sexist and always asks to have oral sex with the person SCP-6969696969 is calling to. Clues that are to be found within calls lead to the fact that SCP-6969696969 might be located in Springfield, IL. Although no traces lead to there, the SCP foundation has performed multiple investigations in Springfield, but to no avail.

Finally, we have multiple conversations that were recorded. Here is the transcript:

Female: "Hello?"
SCP-6969696969: "Hey there [EXPLICIT]"
Female: "What did you just say?!?!"
SCP-6969696969: "Worship my [EXPLICIT]"
Female: "[EXPLICIT] you!"
SCP-6969696969: "Ohh yeah, I like it rough!"
Female: "Go shove your [EXPLICIT] up your [EXPLICIT]!"
*Hangs up*

Shouldnt this be in the off topic section? i dont really know ._.

But sure i'll make one :>
Damn... where are the spoilers when making a reply :/

Item #: SCP-6547

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6547 is stored at Site-██ within a small room and is kept locked on a self and inside a small metal box.When
playing the game, the person playing the game must be under constant surveillance if anything happens.

Description: SCP-6547 is a disk that has a video game titled minecraft 2. It had been discovered when a group of gamers stumbled on a forum post entitled Minecraft 2, they downloaded the game and after ██ Hours of game play, the person who is playing the game starts to have paranoia delusions and has been reported seeing a mysterious figure called 'Herobrine' which is also known as SCP-6547-1. Minecraft 2 has graphics way beyond our time and there was alot of updates within minecraft 2 which includes +Added herobrine which is supposedly to be a joke about notch removing herobrine in Minecraft Beta v1.6.6. When played, the 'player' spawns on a beach as usual. While playing minecraft 2, players had been reported seeing another player in the distance.

Testing logs 5234-A:
D-9667 is a male caucasian at the age of 23 and has experience of gaming.
D-9667 immediately stood up excitedly to volunteer for testings when D Classes are asked whether if they want to volunteer for the testings.
D-9667 walked into the room hurriedly to get on the computer to play scp-6547, Dr.███████ asked D-9667 to take the disk out of the box and insert it into the CD-Rom.
D-9667 took the disk out of the box and inserted it into the CD-Rom and the started up the game, D-9667 said "Minecraft? Aw man i love that game", he then created a new world and gasped when he saw the graphics of SCP-6547
"Woah... i have never seen a game with this graphics before..".
While playing SCP-6547, D-9667 had reported seeing SCP-6547-1 in the distance.
When D-9667 went mining he heard weird sounds and that had creeped him out abit. "Damn this game is starting to creep me out" -D-9667
After ██ Hours of game play, D-9967 saw SCP-6547-1 getting closer to him and SCP-6547-1 is holding a what seems to be a bloody knife, "HOLY [EXPLICT REDACTED]" - D-9667
D-9667 then ran as far as he can go into a forest while screaming "OHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAP", when he looked behind, SCP-6547-1 immediately dashed towards D-9667 and stabbed him in the neck in game.
"Damn man, this game is damn scary!" - D-9667
When D-9667 respawned, there was lava everywhere and pigs were having bloody red eyes, D-9667 then got spooked and exited the world and tried to open it again.
D-9667 opened the world again but it was corrupted and displaying a red text saying "NEAR", D-9667 then shut off the computer by pulling out the plug and immediately went back to his cell
After 3 days, D-9667 is reported to be seeing SCP-6547-1 outside his cell and while walking to the cafeteria.
After 3 weeks, D-9667 has gone insane and is put into solitary confinement while whispering this words, "*uncomprehensible*...he is near...we are doomed!". When Dr.███████ checked on D-9667 he screamed as he saw D-9667 dead with stab
wounds on his neck like while playing SCP-6547 with a words on the walls that is written in blood that reads "gotcha"

(Dayum it took me a while to write this lol, maybe i should post it on the scp website )

gmod101 wrote:Shouldnt this be in the off topic section? i dont really know ._.

But sure i'll make one :>
Damn... where are the spoilers when making a reply :/

Well, generally, anything off-topic is something that does not relate to the SCP foundation or the game. But since the thread has to do with SCP, I guess general discussion is the best place for it.

Ive allways wanted to do this but i dont know how to join the scp foundation website.

Item #: Scp-1968 "The horror movie"

Object class: Euclid.

Special Containment procedures: Scp-1968 must be kept away from unauthorised personnel at all times. Scp-1968 is to be locked down inside a 0.5m x 0.5m lockbox in site [Data Expunged]. Upon authorization by an 05, Scp-1968 may be retrieved for experimental puposses only and may only be viewed by D-Class personnel. During the screening, no site personnel are allowed to watch the movie, not even through cctv.

Description: Scp-1968 is a standard SONY RW DVD with the words "For Lisa" written on the disk. Although the DVD seems to be empty and data can be inserted and deleted from the disk just like a normal one, upon inserted into any kind of DVD player, it will play a random horror movie. This movie will never be the same one, not even if the same person watches the movie twice. If 2 or more people watch the movie at the same time, they will all watch a completely different movie, and if one of them records a copy, it will show up as static when reviewed later. Most of the movies have been confirmed to exist, but there has been several cases of movies which simply can't be confirmed to exist in the world, or seem to have their plot and/or various scenes altered in any way from their original form. Anyhow, all of the movies have the same femenine character in various scenes, although she never does anything in the movie. Upon viewing the movie, the subject will start having nightmares related to the movie, and a few days later, will decease. The subjects usually show clear signs of having been killed in a similar way as a victim from the movie they watched a few days earlier. Every person which has watched this movie will suffer from dementia and depression from watching this movie after the first nightmare. When a victim dies, the wounds will appear almost instantly on his body but the person doesn't seem to move during this process. No being has been seen around the victim until the day of his death.
-Scp-1968

Transcript A-521314-1 with a volunteer, D-class: [Data Expunged]

D-Class[Expunged]: Where did you guys ge that? It's impossible, I thought I had all versions of [Data Expunged]! I didn't know there was such a strange version of it...
[Expunged]: Well now you know, now, please only speak to answer my questions...
D-Class[Expunged]: Sure...
[Expunged]: What was the main plot of the movie?
D-Class[Expunged]: You are kidding right? Everyone has...
[Expunged]: Answer the question.
D-Class[Expunged]: Sorry, a young [Expunged] from [Expunged] is given a [Expunged] from his uncle [Expunged] and is sent by the mage [Expunged] to travell throughout the earth to destroy it along with his 3 friends [Expunged], [Expunged] and [Expunged]. Along the way all kinds of people will try to help him, forming the fellowship of the [Expunged].
[Expunged]: Good, now, what genre would you place this movie in?
D-Class[Expunged]: You know, the standard version was obviously a fantasy and adventure movie but, this version, its obviously a horror movie.
[Expunged]: Explain why...
D-Class[Expunged]: Well, all of the main actors in the movie where there, but there was this new actress or something in there...
[Expunged]: *With interest in his voice* Wait! Describe this character to me...
D-Class[Expunged]: A pale girl, she looked like she was in her 30s, no, her 40s. She appeared during the first scene, where [Expunged] sits below a tree, reading a book. She was looking at the camera with a smile on her face. She also appeared for a split second during the end credits...
[Expunged]: Regular case confirmed. Ok, so now continue discribing what turned it into a horror movie.
D-Class[Expunged]: Most of the actors died, they were killed by the [Expunged] in the movie, and the way they died... Jesus, they were torn apart, and most of the apearences of the [Expunged] were really well done jump scares. After one of the characters died, they [Expunged] would just jump on their corpses to eat them, it was disgusting and creepy.
[Expunged]: Ok, this is it for today, thanks for volunteering and remember, tomorrow we have annother session.
D-Class[Expunged]: What about the [Expunged] 3 and [Expunged] Souls? You guys promised... *D-Class[Expunged] is taken away by 2 agents.*

Transcript A-521314-2 with the same D-Class, 1 day after.

[Expunged]: ...please, the recorder is now on just answer the...
D-Class[Expunged]: *screaming* YOU MOTHER [Expunged] WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?
[Expunged]: We just need you to answer two questions and thats...
D-class[Expunged]: SAME [Expunged], ALL THE NIGHT, AND NOW I SEE THEM AROUND ME ALMOST CONSTANTLY, THEY WANT TO EAT ME, WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO YOU, TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME *D-Class stands up and tries to hit agent[Expunged]*
Agent[Expunged]: *Knocks him unconcious* Wow, what an idiot...
[Expunged]: Doesn't matter I think we have everything we need, take him to the observation area, oh and tell him [Expunged] is way better than [Expunged] Souls anyways *laughs*.
Agent[Expunged]: Actually... ehm... whatever ok.
-Image taken by a D-class during the screening of Scp-1968.

Here's my try for "Cola Original"

Item #: SCP-2001

Object Class: Ecluid

Special Containment Procedures: Object's going to be held in small safe (70cm X 50cm X 50cm) in Site-151. No other personel than O-5 or Dr. ██████████ is allowed to open it's bottle and/or safe.

Description: SCP-2001 is a strange liquid inside of something that resembles coke bottle. It's named "Cola Original" and on back there is logo of "Biedronka" shops. It is unknown how was it sold in there, but it is know that when someone drinks it, it enters state of "reproduction" for about 40 minutes. For this time, it creates about 15L of itself. The bottle itself is indestructible. Only liquid can get past top of it, or it can be opened by human.

Last image taken before containment: Dr. ███████: I suggest changing class from Safe to Ecluid, beacuse if used wrong, it can make our planet swim in this sh*t.
O-5: Accepted.

Dr. █████: I suggest changing it back to Safe, beacuse tests showed that when used with SCP-038 it makes clean water in same bottles without any anomalous properties.
O-5: Forget about that. We can do this with normal water to have unlimited amount of it.


Ufff.. Hope you like that It took me over 1 hour to write this (my first ever SCP article). Please give me feedback

I created some but I'm too lazy to come up with full articles, so..

SCP-2417
Class: Keter
Description: a large tentacled mass made out of an unidentified black crystal, when active it will turn into a vaporous state and begin to breach containment, combat teams are positioned to suppress the SCP and force it back into it's dormant state until A more permanent cell can be constructed. It has been found to have been letting off radio frequencies while in it's dormant phase, these transmissions must be blocked to prevent it from trying to communicate.

SCP-1828
Class: Keter
Description: A contagious disease which causes mutations of the victims flesh, the mutations will serve purposes similar to those in plants, eventually the victim will just become a suspended body on a large tree made out of their flesh and bone.

SCP-2010
Class: Euclid
Description: A boy those estimated to be around age 10 to 13, when someone offends him, he will convulse and fall to the floor, his stomach will then rip open and SCP-2010-1 will appear. SCP-2010-1 is a vaguely humanoid figure, it's skin appears to be a dark rock like material, this entity will telekenetically engrave messages on surfaces of object in the vicinity of the offending person, these messages will generally be insults, eventually 2010-1 will [DATA EXPUNGED], causing fatal trauma to the offending person. The child will recovered within an hour with no memory of the incident.

Her's my attemp with "Hotel 626"

Item #:SCP-731

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Since SCP-731 Cannot be moved from his original position. The subject is being guarded by multiple MTF units to evade entrance of people to the hotel.

Description: SCP-731 Is a hotel of the 70s with 30 floors, inside the building looks abandoned and "haunted". Every person who enters the building feels umconfortable and will want to get out, then they will be meet with a butler who will send them to a room, after all the persons enter the room, it will be night instantly, and everyone will sleep. During night, diferent types of screams will be heard, and the residents will wake up and will see a black fog trying to get them and a voice known as "SCP-731-A" (Alpha) will say "One is not like the others" and will be refering to the doors, inside the hotel, different creatures known as "SCP-731-B" (Beta) will be stalking the resident, those creatures varies from a woman who lives in darkness, to a girl who the resident must sing to her a lullaby. If the residents survive beating all the creatures and puzzles, he will get out from the hotel and then it will dissapear in darkness to appear again in daytime.

Testing Logs:

D-9127 is a male caucasian who had a bad past killing multiple people in [DATA EXPUGNED] lol

D-9127: Ok, what is this place?
Butler: Please follow me...
D-9127: Um..Ok.

D-9127 Reachs the room and night approaches

D-9127: Uh...It's night now so gotta sleep.
SCP-731: (screams) (screams)
D-9127: WHAT THE [REDACTED] WAS THAT?! Have to check out!

The black fog approaches to D-9127

D-9127: What...is that?!
SCP-731-A: One is not like the others....
D-9127: What the? Who said that? One is not like the others....The door!

D-9127 Reaches the "Other Door" and sees darkness

D-9127: Very creepy.....
SCP-731-A: She lives in darkness. Show her the light!
D-9127: What? Oh a camera, it haves a note..."Show the Light"

D-9127 Takes a photo revealing a woman walking around the bathroom

D-9127: What was that??

D-9127 Keeps taking photos until SCP-741-A-1 Shows up

D-9127: AHHHHHHH WHAT IS THAT SHITSHITSHIT [DATA EXPUGNED]

SCP-731-A-1 Dissapears because of the light, sending D-9127 out of the bathroom

D-9127:.......I think that i should go.....I mus--
SCP-731-A: Sing her a lullaby.

D-9127: What? *Sent to room with a girl*

SCP-731-B-2: Uh..mommy.

D-9127: Spooky

SCP-731-B-2 Wakes up and kills D-9127. No transmision could be recovered
SCP-731-B-1 and SCP-731-B-2

SCP-1726

Object Class: Euclid


Containment Procedure: SCP-1726 is to be contained within a 10x10m chamber, the walls of which are a thin layer of titanium, 15mm thick followed by a layer of sponge, 70cm thick, followed by one thin layer of titanium also 15mm thick. SCP-1726 is by no means to be connected to a power source, nor is any direct visual contact to be made the artefact.

Description: SCP-1726 is a 1990s 'RCA' brand TV set measuring dimensions of 24x18x25, colored white. SCP-1726 appears to always display a static screen, when disconnected from a power source the display does not change. The static appears to imitate a sad face with crossed eyes; artefact also seems to show signs of sentience and seems capable of feeling emotion (see Audio Transcript from Conversation with SCP-1726-A).
When SCP-1726 is stared at for prolonged periods it causes memory loss, anxiety and eventually extreme hostility in viewers. When connected to a power source these effects appear to be twice as quick and extreme. Effects of SCP-1726 differ when applied to animals (see Addendum 1726-B)
SCP-1726 was discovered in a ‘PC World’ computing store in Wakefield, United Kingdom. Shop assistants reported memory loss after staring at the screen for up to 5 minutes, one customer was enrolled in conversation with one assistant about the object, after staring at the screen on and off for 20 minutes he became increasingly abusive towards the assistant, after an additional 10 minutes he began to [DATA EXPUNGED], where he died from cranial trauma.

Audio Transcript from Conversation with SCP-1726-A
D-23116: I've been told to ask you questions about yourself
SCP-1726: I'm so lonely
D-23116: Well... um. I'd like to ask where you come from?
SCP-1726 begins to emit sound of crying
D-23116: Look if this is upsetting you I'm sure the overseers will stop?
Overseer Radio Voice: Do not negotiate with the subject!
SCP-1726: It would be nice to have you join me, so I have a friend?
D-23116: Um... Well I'm sure we can find you a friend, maybe another... D-23116 stops in mid sentence, apparently forgetting what he was previously saying.
SCP-1726: But you’re my friend.
D-23116: I'm sorry but who are you again?
SCP-1726: You’re not my friend? Emits whimpering sounds
D-23116: I'd like to leave now please...
SCP-1726 power output appears to increase by approximately 262V in which screen contrast intensity also increases, after which D-class screams and slumps, back in chair. All conversational testing on SCP-1726 has been terminated.

Addendum 1726-B
A Chimpanzee was adopted by the Foundation from a zoo in [REDACTED], the chimpanzee went by and responded to the name ‘Oscar’.
- ‘Oscar’ was placed in front of SCP-1726, subject was not connected to a power source and showed little interest.
- SCP-1726 was connected to a power source, ‘Oscar’ at first showed little interest but then began to watch the screen (it should also be noted that ‘Oscars’ eyes dilated to at least 3 times that for a normal size chimpanzee undergoing optical dilation)
- After 7 minutes ‘Oscar’ appeared to be oblivious to other objects in and outside the chamber.
- After 20 minutes ‘Oscar’s’ heart rate increased by 17% (this continued at a rate of 17% per 13 minutes)
- After one hour ‘Oscar’ went into comatose and was removed from chamber, SCP-1726 was disconnected
- It was revealed upon examination that ‘Oscar’s’ retina’s had been severely damaged, and part of the chimpanzee’s optical lobes had been completely removed (the means of which are currently unknown). He was subsequently terminated and cremated without autopsy.
All animal testing on SCP-1726 has been terminated.

I like this thread, but it should be in off-topic since it isn't directly about the game.

Omniary: fuck you anglerfish can't smell
Dr. Trialtrex21: how you know bitch
Omniary: it probably could smell you though
could probably smell your fucking dank ass nasty powersuit structure gel trog ass enslaved protein bullshit sloshing in your suit from a mile away

I did have an idea, but I can barely remember what it was about it was a video tape that could not be fast forwarded or rewinded also that shows the deaths of people at the exact time that was executed in the most brutal of ways, after watching this video at midnight you'll start to get extreme paranoia of your surroundings following with screaming at the top of your lungs for no absolute reason, sudden illness or extreme itchiness that caused the viewer to to scratch most of his skin off, this video oddly also contains a "Side B" Which shows the deaths of the ones who viewed it before but oddly this side can be rewinded and fast forwarded