Granted, now they have choppy framerates only if you haven't opened your screen recording program. And your screen recording program can't work anymore as a virus deleted parts of the program itself.

I wish I wished I could wish to wish more wishes to wish even more wishes to wish.

Granted, but you exceeded the wish limit and got a Memory Access Violation which cancels all your wishes.

I wish that I hadn't forgot my wish.

Granted. You remember your wish, but you forget to wish for it.

I wish summer vacation were longer.

Granted. It now takes up the whole year, and soon, summer vacation becomes school vacation.

I wish for granted.

Granted, but it turns out you made a paradox since it didn't get granted, but then it got granted but then it didnaksgfslgmnmnahnwedfgwrs¨åg

I wish Cpbald hadn't made a black hole.

Granted, but instead he divided by zero and therefore created another one.

I wish I wished for a wish that wished for a wish that whished for ........... .... STACK OVERFLOW

Akatos wrote:I wish I wished for a wish that wished for a wish that whished for ........... .... STACK OVERFLOW

Granted, though somehow it caused a software to unload a rapidly spreading virus which eventually led to nuclear war.

I wish trees could grow taller and thicker.

Granted. They grow thick enough to take over the entire planet and tall enough to reach the sun. Everyone who just wanted to watch the world burn got their wish.

I wish I finished my classwork earlier.

LukeDude759 wrote:I wish I finished my classwork earlier.

Granted, but it turns out you needed to do more classwork and the classwork you just did was not needed at all.

I wish I can grant for a wish

Granted, [SYSTEM FAILURE! SYSTEM FAILURE!]

I wish every girl fell in love with me.

I'm not that desperate btw.