If I saw Russian ground forces approaching I'd just say "Fuck it, I'm screwed big time"

I also noticed your hammer and sickle. I have a lot of Russians in my family and they don't like talking about the soviet period, although only a few, and they're old. They said it was a bad time.

Yay, you're back!

But don't worry about your foot, it's on the giant swimming pool of vodka, drinking vodka

FoxMccloud64 wrote:Yay, you're back!

But don't worry about your foot, it's on the giant swimming pool of vodka, drinking vodka

FACT:in Russia, "vodka" means "water" or commonly named as "little water"

Baronobeefdip wrote:If I saw Russian ground forces approaching I'd just say "Fuck it, I'm screwed big time"

I also noticed your hammer and sickle. I have a lot of Russians in my family and they don't like talking about the soviet period, although only a few, and they're old. They said it was a bad time.

I served in the Chechen Civil war for the disillusioned Soviet Union, I was very young then, I Don't miss the Soviet Union, I just served in what used to be the "Red Army" until the soviet union was officially disbanded in later years during the second Chechen civil war.

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And yes I am happy to be back Fox, but the prosthetic is really good, so I will be able to swim walk and run like any normal person would, it took some getting used to.

Welcome back, Menace.

Sorry about your foot. But here is a joke to cheer you up!

Q: What do you call someone with a head, 2 arms and 1 foot?

A: The Red Menace...

lololord wrote:Welcome back, Menace.

Sorry about your foot. But here is a joke to cheer you up!

Q: What do you call someone with a head, 2 arms and 1 foot?

A: The Red Menace...

I laughed at the picture. Thanks for reminding me how much life sucks in a passive aggressive manner.

Glad to see you survived, Red. Sorry about your foot, but as long as you are alive, it doesn't matter.

Omniary: fuck you anglerfish can't smell
Dr. Trialtrex21: how you know bitch
Omniary: it probably could smell you though
could probably smell your fucking dank ass nasty powersuit structure gel trog ass enslaved protein bullshit sloshing in your suit from a mile away

Hey, Menace. Sorry about the foot, but the prosthetic sounds good. Though, from the sound of It, all the crap going on in Russia sounds a bit dire. Remiends me of what Afghanistan will be like. My friend is joining the Marines, so he'll go. He's got cloaked enemies and IEDs over her as well as the heat. As for me, don't know what the Air Force will do with me.

Sorry about your foot man. It's nice to have you back though. Up for some dota?

Good to see that you are still breathing.
Great to see you have eyes.
Fucking amazing to see that you only lost a foot, and not your life.

You deserve a medal. No, two. Nah, three!
Anyways, welcome home. We missed you.