A mysterious being named SCP-173 farted onion maggots and Little Billy sculptures tried destroying SCP-682 completely. Then, Rick Astley licked chocolate pineapples that made Combine return. At 1:06 AM, SCP-079 hacked my 420-J which upset Irontaco and screwed with Agent ████████, who made cookies that exploded rainbows, and also potatoes, Soldier, and Heavy decided to fly sandwhiches that snorted sour candy without a realistic fish, TEHEPIKDUK is lost in SCP-432 so sadly he killed twenty cakes. Afterwards Irontaco confronted SCP-096, which caused worldwide insanity after Theimperfectbeing spawned a porn-magazine to conquer England and steal SCP-420-J from Dr. Clef. Recontaining containment cheese breach caused Dr. Hax to panic and kill many SCP-682 samples that belched Keter forks, meanwhile Dr. Bright destroyed wrestling Marios using cocaine... "EGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" said Disguy. Then, TEHEPIKDUK barfed rainbows into Japan. As D-9341 fucked SCP-895 with a broom, the death star began charging a dildo against Serimah's backward brain, and sucked cookie juice sperms at SCP-079. Then, SCP-079 exploded the Egoraptor and fella macaroni tastes good, according Site-83, anus, and fish. Then, in 'Murica's Butt, cheeseburgers ate hamburgers covered in cheez and buttz. Then, Regalis high, raised Irontaco's top hat at 2:00 before Dr. L created SCP-008 that Baphomet ate glue cakes voraciously, which one caused SCP-008 zombies to shoot pearls dick monkeys dongering and then, Radical Larry ate his [REDACTED] jimmies candy and the MTF unit vomited Destructoid's Egoraptic pancakes mix because SCP-173 swallowed cum. Then, the Queen of England (Serimah) bacon lover house. Drew Cary shot Mr. Burns, Abraham Lincoln, who exploded into monkey magic pies, creamy cakes, and cabbabe.