THAT'S ILLOGICAL

ApplePiah wrote:Alien, alien has 5 letters. Grape also has 5 letters. Kool-Aid brand sells grape juice.
Aid, there is 70% of Aids on Africa. Africa has 6 letters. Six has 3 letters, subtract 6 from 3 and you get 3.
There are 3 sides in the illuminati triangle. The illuminati triangle has 1 eye. 3 + 1 = 4. There are four letters in lier.

You are a lier, confirmed.

Aids and aid are two different things, thus making your argument fall apart. Furthermore, your argument used 11 facts to get to the point. You know what has 11 letters... YOU'RE GUILTY.

*Slams Desk* Judge, I demand that a guilty verdict be given to applepiah immediately, and that he be sentenced to burn from the fire of a thousand punches.

Punches,

Many people throw punches on sacks.

Sacks, sacks has five letters.

Five, five has four letters.

Do you know what else has 4 letters?

That's right. Lier. You are still a lier, confirmed.

Cristine1Aldrete wrote:Then let's just talk something about the -snip-,which is comfortable and suitable for so many face shape, then you can come to have a look before you determine to wear it, and it won't let you down .

What? Is this spam? Are you trolling?

Cristine1Aldrete wrote:Then let's just talk something about the -snip-,which is comfortable and suitable for so many face shape, then you can come to have a look before you determine to wear it, and it won't let you down .

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ApplePiah wrote:Punches,

Many people throw punches on sacks.

Sacks, sacks has five letters.

Five, five has four letters.

Do you know what else has 4 letters?

That's right. Lier. You are still a lier, confirmed.

..... Gah!..... (I... I can't find a contradiction. His illogical alien powers... are just too much. Is this the end?..... No. I know he's guilty, and I won't let the truth escape... NO MATTER WHAT THE COST.)

hahahaha... You think you have me cornered huh? You thought wrong. For you see, if we take a look at your testimony, you called me a lier, a word with four letters. However, you misspelled one letter in the word liar. 4+1=5. What relevance does this have to the case. None at all actually, your logic is very flimsy actually. However, I grow tired of this battle so I'm going to land the final blow right now. You know what word has 5 letters? Bribe. As in... I HAVE BRIBED THE WHOLE LEGAL SYSTEM TO DECLARE YOU GUILTY. And this ladies and gentlemen is how court is won. Applepiah... you lose... take care now, bye bye then.

Bye, bye has three letters.

Three, three has five letters.

Five, five has four letters.

Do you know what else has four letters?

That's right, liar.

You have been proven liar, confirmed. SEND THIS MAN FOR RESEARCH FOR PROOF THAT HE IS A ALIEN JUDGE! His alien powers must be revealed. Also if he is no alien, SEND HIM TO JAIL! Bye bye!

What a good way to end this. Also I have bribed them to fool you into thinking you can bribe them. AS IN THE WHOLE LEGAL SYSTEM!

ApplePiah wrote:Bye, bye has three letters.

Three, three has five letters.

Five, five has four letters.

Do you know what else has four letters?

That's right, liar.

You have been proven liar, confirmed. SEND THIS MAN FOR RESEARCH FOR PROOF THAT HE IS A ALIEN JUDGE! His alien powers must be revealed. Also if he is no alien, SEND HIM TO JAIL! Bye bye!

What a good way to end this. Also I have bribed them to fool you into thinking you can bribe them. AS IN THE WHOLE LEGAL SYSTEM!

Well so much for ending this quickly. Fine if you want to drag this out some more, then I can oblige. In fact, I found a contradiction in your testimony. You say that bye has 3 letters, and that is correct. However I said "bye bye" which is clearly a 6 letter phrase, rendering your argument invalid. Furthermore you mistook me as a judge, which implies your unfamiliarity with the legal system, and thus is further proof that you are an alien. Furthermore, your logic up to this point has been completely illogical. Any further to submit your letter counting, half-life 3 confirmed, defecation as testimony will result in a penalty. Also, don't even think of bribing anybody to get yourself out of this, for I have already confiscated your wallet and any other money in your possession as evidence.Now applepiah, what will it be? Will you surrender, or do you still choose to fight?

Well played Awesome... But it appears to be the only reason you are able to counter me... IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A HAUNTED ANIMATRONIC!

I prove you GUILTY! Now choose... Prison? Or fight...

ApplePiah wrote:Well played Awesome... But it appears to be the only reason you are able to counter me... IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A HAUNTED ANIMATRONIC!

I prove you GUILTY! Now choose... Prison? Or fight...

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7684706

Too Bad. It's just a game. *slams desk*

Guilty it is!