*I turn the intercom on*
C'mon, be a man. You will now feel what a burger feels
*Intercom off*

OOC: Of course they are delicious, they are bacon burgers

NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *weeps*

OOC: True dat.

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FUUUUUUCK! *continues weeping, heart pressure is higher than ever*

*I see Blake enter the room*
Hey, come to see the show?
*682 opens his mouth and lounges at the class D*
This is the good part now

FUUUUUUUU-
Reptile eats me. New character.
Name: Dr. Norwood
Race: Human
Age: 31
Years on the Facility: 2
Level: 1
Physical Appearance: Average, 5'10
Place of birth: [REDACTED], Texas

*I walk by to hear someone screaming*
Obviously in the lizard chamber.
*I walk in*
Holy fuck.

OOC:Thats my name. Dont use it

spartan322 wrote:OOC:Thats my name. Dont use it

OOC: Sorry, I used your template and forgot to change the name. Fixed now.

What's the cowbell?

I still don't know any SCP-513... but fuck... WHAT DOES IT DO?!