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Re: Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

#24 by mrpeanut188
Destructoid wrote: DO THESE TASKS AND YOU WILL GAME GET:
1.) Guess the size, if you know what I mean
2.) This one will only be doable only if you're a hardcore redditor and you've read THIS almost all the way through. EDIT: Here's the quest: find his greatest shame, the cum box.
3.) Find a 4chan thread that will make me die of laughter.
4.) Make a recording of you singing the My Little Pony theme really loud (shouting) and send me the link (preferably soundcloud.)
5.) PM me a joke, if I like it you might get one
6.) Draw Princess Celestia, sign the page with your forum name, best one gets a key
7.) Claimed by Spartan322.
8.) Troll 4chan and post evidence
9.) Find a video that will make me laugh.
1. OVER 9000! (NANO-METERS)
2."I lose sleep every night because I feel like I was a shitty brother. My younger sibling is 5 years younger than me and I always felt like I was a crappy role model and terrible example to him. I treated him like shit and I really hindered his childhood. Now he's one of my best friends but we both know it happened and I can never forgive myself. Yeah I see people confession worse shit like near-suicide and cum boxes (that was really fucked up, fucking Reddit) but it doesn't mean it doesn't affect me. I love my brother and I would take a bullet for him, but not a day goes by where I wish I could go back in time and change how I treated him. I don't believe in regrets, but this will always be looming over my shoulders. Thanks for reading, Reddit.
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3.All of 4chan.
4.No mic.
5.
UN-P M: What is brown, hairy, filled with white-stuff, and REALLY HARD?
A coconut.
What goes in stiff, dry and long, and comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
6.9. My Paint is rigged, it doesn't paint at the cursor, and I don't feel like waiting forever for Photoshop to start up.
7.SFDGDFGDFGDFGDFG. Ok.
8. 4chan is too smart, only 9GAG is stupid enough to fall for dat crap.
9. Sorry, Meatspin was taken off youtube a while ago. ;(
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Re: Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

#29 by Ketercheat
Destructoid wrote:Now I must decide how to give them out. I'm holding a contest now. There's a checklist below I will make, complete one item, and you get the prize. Limit of one key per person.

DO THESE TASKS AND YOU WILL GAME GET:
1.) Guess the size, if you know what I mean
2.) This one will only be doable only if you're a hardcore redditor and you've read THIS almost all the way through. EDIT: Here's the quest: find his greatest shame, the cum box.
3.) Find a 4chan thread that will make me die of laughter.
4.) Make a recording of you singing the My Little Pony theme really loud (shouting) and send me the link (preferably soundcloud.)
5.) PM me a joke, if I like it you might get one
6.) Draw Princess Celestia, sign the page with your forum name, best one gets a key
7.) Claimed by Spartan322.
8.) Troll 4chan and post evidence
9.) Find a video that will make me laugh.

You may have noticed there's more than 5 options, that's to give you options! They can't be repeated though.

GOOD LUCK


1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_length
3. http://i.imgur.com/5HUry.png
4. https://soundcloud.com/killercheat/comm-20
9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAtkEOrp6Hg
"... your rubber ducky has also gone AWOL, captain."

Re: Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

#30 by mrpeanut188
Destructoid wrote:Mrpeanut did not find the original cum box post. Jokes were meh. If he can find lynfect's first post mentioning it and the picture, he gets prize.
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Lynfect wrote:Cousin died when we were both seventeen. There was a reception at his house just after the funeral. I went into his room and stole all the money that was there, took some other valuables that his parents wouldn't realize were gone. No one knows that I did it, they just assumed he didn't have any money in his room, only loose change. I don't regret it, but I will never admit I did it.

Also my cum box.
Lynfect wrote:Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It's a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I've had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn't manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That's pretty much it.

Because people were asking, my greatest shame.

EDIT 2: A lot of people are asking me, why? Well, I'm apparently a rather disturbed individual. But, it just kind of happened, bought new shoes and needed someplace to cum, used the box. It just escalated from there, kept using it each time, telling myself I would throw it out soon. Never did, two or three years later, I still have it. It was planned or anything, it just happened.

EDIT 3: Fuck, this really exploded. ~20,000+ views of my cum box. Did not expect this.

Edit 4: I often get PMed about updates or current status of the box, generally a few a week. So I might as well update this post, if anyone even gets linked here anymore. Current status, I have created life. Mold has begun to grow in the box and has taken over a fair amount. Smells a bit worse, mainly due to a damper apartment so it does not dry as fast, hence the reason why the mold has begun. New picture.

I will never be rid of my need for it. I hate and love the box, just as I hate and love myself.
I HATE YOU. I DIDN'T REALIZE A LINK LED TO A PICTURE OF IT. IT HAS MOLD IN IT. DAMN MOLD IS GROSS. I ALMOST THREW UP. I ALSO HATE YOU.
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